• Jan 28, 2011
2011 Mini Cooper – Click above for high-res image gallery

Think about the craziest thing you would do to win a free car. Andreas Muller of Germany has you beat. Muller really – really – wanted to win the Mini Cooper being given away by his local radio station, and in order to do so, he had the word "MINI" tattoed on his mini, err... penis.

Organizers of the stunt received a long list of crazy ideas, yet Muller's stood out for the sheer ballsiness (pun intended). His screams of pain were broadcast over the air as the tattoo was applied to his now-sponsored manhood.

There's plenty that we'd do to win a free Mini, but this one reaches far beyond the realm of consideration. Thanks for the tip, Steve!



Photos copyright ©2011 Jeremy Korzeniewski / AOL

[Source: Metro via BarStoolSports]


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      • 3 Years Ago
      And when he drops his pants the girl simply smirks and says "That's what SHE said"
      • 3 Years Ago
      If he were smart, he'd use a temporary tattoo and wash it off after he got the car. I don't think anyone would have desired to follow up later in life to see if he still had it.
      • 3 Years Ago
      What can one say?
        • 3 Years Ago
        So he has a mini penis? I hope he's already married.
        • 3 Years Ago
        For me, it'd be different:

        "HUMMER"

        Yeah.
        • 3 Years Ago
        I laughed so hard by reading the comments but..
        I almost puked by his way of eagerness to win the mini.
        Then how can they check it when collecting prizes???
        • 3 Years Ago
        Ouch!
        Larry
        • 3 Years Ago
        That'll buff right out?
        • 3 Years Ago
        i would tattoo Cadillac SRX on mine... so if anyone want to offer it, i'll share the pix too haha
        • 3 Years Ago
        He actually had Minneapolis tatoo'd on his penis. It just all depends on who is looking at it.
        • 3 Years Ago
        How about Probe as in Ford
        • 3 Years Ago
        So does it read "Mini" during happy times and just "Mi" during normal times?
        • 3 Years Ago
        I'd say "Hell yeah!"

        Fame? Free car? Chicks wanting to see your junk? Sounds to me like not a bad deal!

        Question - does it look the same when it's erected or is was it done to look good only while so?
      • 3 Years Ago
      These two lines should never appear in the same article

      "Man tattooes 'Mini' on his penis to win free Cooper"

      and

      "Click above for high-res image gallery"
      • 3 Years Ago
      Pictures of it on http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/ in 3. 2...
      • 3 Years Ago
      I'm 5'3". I would totally do that for a free Mini. Not like it would be a surprise to any girl anyways.

      Then I would take that Mini and sell it.


      As for the pain... Yeah, that would be rough...

      ..
      • 3 Years Ago
      This is the 1st article that "thanks for the tip" may not have been the best way to word thanking the one who submitted this article.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Well, since he's a german, his tattoo is a paradox...
        • 3 Years Ago
        Paradox? I think you meant to say, "a redundancy."
      • 3 Years Ago
      The irony of having that word tattooed on your member is too much for words. :-)
        • 3 Years Ago
        Oh, come on, he drives a little chick-car...
      • 3 Years Ago
      Thats not winning , that earning!
      • 3 Years Ago
      A sincere thank you to AB for not posting pics.
        • 3 Years Ago
        I for one would love to see the pictures, out of pure curiosity. Is it on the side, in front, what color is the car, what model, come on now a picture is worth 1000 words.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Hopefully, he's not dating someone trying to win a GMC Canyon...
        • 3 Years Ago
        You'll need a Peterbilt for that. LOL
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