• Oct 8, 2010

Wild turkeys attack Porsche 911 – Click above to watch the video after the jump

We've been guilty of over-ogling a Porsche or two in our time, but we've never become obsessed to the point of chasing a 911 up and down the road. But alas, there are some out there who are so star-struck by the sight of a well-crafted German sports coupe that they will resort to following its every move. In fact, we do have video of a pair of crazy turkeys that are virtually glued to just such a Porsche.

And when we say "turkey," we're not talking 1970s slang for someone who is "unreliable, makes empty promises, or who is full of bluster." We're talking about a pair of delicious, plump and angry wild birds looking to protect their turf at all costs. Hit the jump to watch the oddly funny video. Keep in mind that there are a couple of points where the distracted driver holding the camera forgets to stop recording (especially :50 in to the 1:18 mark), making for a bit of a nauseating viewing experience.

[Source: YouTube]



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      • 4 Years Ago
      Mow'em down. Problem solved.
      • 4 Years Ago
      I guess he doesn't care about his car if he stopped to let the turkey's catch back up and continue to peck away at the car.......
      • 4 Years Ago
      I would say they only see their reflection in the shiny car and are after the reflection they see, thinking that it is a stranger...
      • 4 Years Ago
      Porsche driver haplessly attacks Wild Turkey. Busted with DWI.
      • 4 Years Ago
      ha ha! I will post it on my blog, okey? http://jon-dtm.blogspot.com
      • 4 Years Ago
      Proof that only turkeys hate Porsches.
      • 4 Years Ago
      Now I won't feel so bad at eating turkey Thanksgiving dinner this weekend!
      • 4 Years Ago
      Thanksgiving time
      • 4 Years Ago
      It's quite clear that the turkeys mistook the Porsche for a Beetle..... ;)
      • 4 Years Ago
      what do you expect, it's a giant beetle. yum for the turkeys
      • 4 Years Ago
      I vote for the turkeys to choose the internet car and truck of the year (and no one else).
      • 4 Years Ago
      They may be crazy, but are they wild? Aren't wild turkeys brown?
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