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Tesla Roadster rap – Click above to watch video after the jump

There's the right way to immortalize a car in song, and the wrong way. For every ode to the V-O-L-V-O 240, there's at least one Chevy Volt Song. Granted, the piece of fanboyism after the jump isn't nearly so toxic as the prepackaged corporate drivel served up in honor of the GM plug-in, but we'd still put it on the same level as shoveling week-old, unrefrigerated sushi down your gullet. It's just not something that we'd recommend, which is exactly why we've decided to post it here and share it with the masses.

Someone by the name of J Brave and a merry band of musicians under the name the Luminaries have taken it upon themselves to pontificate on the benefits of the Tesla Roadster in song. We'll be honest – we don't have a single musical bone in our body. It's why we're sitting here banging on a computer keyboard instead of rocking out on the ivories, but we know something worth listening to when we hear it, and this just ain't it. Hit the jump if you dare.


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[Source: YouTube]



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      • 5 Years Ago
      The lowly Pinto has the best rap...
      Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRIY5H7pDuo

      Or search you tube: Rollin in my Pinto Sweet D
      • 5 Years Ago
      Just...awful.
      • 5 Years Ago
      I can't wait until people get over this current obsession with rap and hip-hop.
      Personally, I blame pro tools
      • 5 Years Ago
      I love rap/hip-hop. LOVE IT.

      but this sucks ass. Like most of it these days.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Pukin' on my keyboard...
      • 5 Years Ago
      ... okay I'm Tesla'd out Autoblog! On to more... er more news please.
      • 5 Years Ago
      I am not even sure what dippin' in my Tesla means? Maybe I dip in my car and I didn't even know it? I don't speak rap?
      • 5 Years Ago
      Umm, don't you goes know that dipping will turn your teeth yellow?
      • 5 Years Ago
      That was as bad as the Volt Dance song. There are going to be many an emergency room visit to remove the Q-tips that hit brain while attempting to drown out that noise.

      ...it should be "Dipsh** In My Tesla" for any passenger bouncin' to that.
        • 5 Years Ago
        The mixing needs some work but as a whole it certainly holds up better than the volt song. Either way it doesn't really compare since this is just a fan song so it can be as terrible as it wants to be.
        • 5 Years Ago
        It is more like the hibrid song from South Park

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJxVM9-07g
      • 5 Years Ago
      Say what you want, but the design of this car is pure Mazda. Which is good. 2010 Mazda Xedos 6 would have looked like this.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Formulaic.
      Contrived.
      Talentless.
      Garbage.


      • 5 Years Ago
      ARRGGGHHH! Mind numbing repetition!
      I could only stand about 45 seconds of it.
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