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We don't know about you, but we're a bit tired of the dangling cans trailing the wedding limo – however, even we know this isn't the answer. Judging by this video, one (apparently intoxicated) gentleman thinks the tradition needs to go a step further, and it doesn't even have to be your wedding day to do it.

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to watch in-car dash-cam police footage of what appears to be an old Chevrolet S10 Blazer or GMC Jimmy with some odd cargo at the end of its tow rope. We're not sure whether the driver was trying to steal the Coca-Cola machine, or whether he somehow got a very robust power cord tangled up in his truck and just tried to drive away. Either way, we're thinking that this guy must have had one heck of a New Year's.

[Source: YouTube via Failblog]