Man charged with DWI while driving La-Z-Boy chair
Anderson was arrested in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor after he crashed his La-Z-Boy into a parked car. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Anderson had a blood alcohol content of .29; over three times the legal limit. Sixth Judicial District Judge Heather Sweetland let Anderson off lightly, as she stayed the 180-day jail term in favor of two years probation. We're thinking the two years of probation pales in comparison to living the rest of one's life knowing that you were arrested for drinking and driving a recliner. Sad. Thanks for the tip, Mike!
[Source: The Seattle Times]
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Farmboy 7:16PM (10/23/2009)
That is luxury right there. Although I want a Tank Chair. :D
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jason.sunbelt 7:21PM (10/23/2009)
This is the funniest thing I've read today. Although he did get off easy.
1) Driving an unregistered vehicle
2) Proof of insurance
3) seat belt
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darkmastyr 7:21PM (10/23/2009)
Take away his license, but give this guy a proper man-card.
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Conundrum 7:24PM (10/23/2009)
They also impounded his ride and it will be sold at police auction.
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LaserRed38 7:55PM (10/23/2009)
Nope. The police are going to use it for undercover raids with the blanket he was using as a seatbelt.
Farmboy 9:51PM (10/23/2009)
Just an everyday La-Z-Boy chair rolling around....nothing suspicious.
ieshoescom 8:14PM (10/23/2009)
RE:This is the funniest thing I've read today. Although he did get off easy.
1) Driving an unregistered vehicle
2) Proof of insurance
3) seat belt
Good!
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stangfreak_427 8:32AM (10/24/2009)
lmao!! wow....hes gonna have a breathalyzer on his furniture now
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Brian05SEL 2:54PM (10/24/2009)
This is the kind of story that helped make the interweb the warehouse of Epic Win it is today! How else would you ever hear the story of a guy getting nailed for DUI in a pimped-out recliner? LMFAO.
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JeSuZ Cicle 6:06PM (10/24/2009)
Interweb? Epic win? LMFAO? Are you a mentally handicapped 14 year old? People like you spouting those stupid internet "catch phrases", should lose the ability to speak in public, And by that I mean that someone is going to punch you in the throat when they hear you talk.
Go back to 4chan dumbass.
Brian05SEL 7:58PM (10/25/2009)
What the hell is 4chan? No, I'm a 30 year old technical specialist with secure employment and a full head of hair. Here's another stupid catchphrase just for you, pal- STFU. If you're too stupid to recognize f**king sarcasm, then you should lose your ability to post to these message boards. Got it, dumbass?
Clavius 3:48PM (10/24/2009)
Now how does one explain this ticket to ones insurance company? Hahaha.. simply epic! Thanks for posting this!
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