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Want an interesting voice on your satellite navigation system but tired of the Yoda, Stewie, Arnold and Homer themes you've already downloaded? Good news, then. Bob Dylan has just announced on his "Theme Time Radio Hour" show in the U.K. that he may be providing his distinctive vocals to a GPS unit near you soon. Says Dylan:
I am talking to a couple of car companies about being the voice of their GPS system. I think it would be good if you are looking for directions and hear my voice saying something like: left at the next street, no a right - you know what? Just go straight... I probably shouldn't do it because which ever way I go I always end up at one place: Lonely Avenue.
We can picture it now... the first time you're lost, Bob Dylan's elastic voice comes on loud through the speakers, "How does it feel? To be on your own... with no direction home. Like a complete unknown." Comforting, no?

[Source: Telegraph]

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      I'd like to have Barbossa talk to me on my GPS. When we get lost, you would hear...Aye, we're good and lost now! Then they could have him laugh as if you were a mangy bilge rat.
      • 5 Years Ago
      bob and ozzie would make a good team
      the big Fangu
      • 5 Years Ago
      WEEE waaaa sheee shaaaaa yeeee yaaaaashweee shwaaaaaa yeeee...turn left..LOL
        • 5 Years Ago
        @the big Fangu
        Nice user name. Why don't you tell us how you really feel?
      • 5 Years Ago
      You don't understand Dylan because you don't listen! The greatest line he ever wrote was in his Oscar-winning song: "I used to care . . . but things have changed." Live, learn and grow a little, and THEN you will understand!
      • 5 Years Ago
      I still would prefere the voice of HAL.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Is this anything like that Dave Matthews GPS?
      • 5 Years Ago
      No votes for an Ozzy Osbourne voiced nav?
      • 5 Years Ago
      I can't wait for the Keith Richards theme telling me to stay on the white line.
        • 5 Years Ago
        Keith Richards! That would be funny! Great Idea!
      • 5 Years Ago
      I'm all for it, driving along late at night, deep in contemplative
      thought, listening to Self Portrait, Bob Dylan interrupting
      himself every ten or fifteen minutes to nudge you along in the right

      Mike Tyson and Regis Philbin, are you listening? I want you to tell
      me where I'm going!
      • 5 Years Ago
      Mailboxes drip like lamposts in the twisted gave birth canal of the coluseum
      Rimjob fairy masks the temper tantrum oh say can you see um?

      Why do people always say that Dewey Cox sounds like Bob Dylan? Maybe Bob Dylan sounds like Dewey Cox!!
      • 5 Years Ago
      If you got Bob Dylan to do the voice, you'd be perpetually lost. First, you can't understand what he says, and secondly, Bob hasn't known where he was for years. Talk about the blind leading the blind...but using inarticulate voices to give you directions is kind of like asking Stevie Wonder to pick your paint color, isn't it?
      • 5 Years Ago
      How about getting Bob GGGGoooooooooooldwaaaiiiit to help you find your way out of the Bronks, go left, no right, AH SHHHIIIIIIIIIT, JJJJUUUSSSST GET THE FFFFFFFFF----kkkkkkkkkk OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA here, Make a uie now.
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