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The Fieroboat - Click above for high-res image gallery

Presented today for your bidding pleasure: the one-and-only Fieroboat, as previously highlighted on these pages. Since its last appearance on the internet's largest flea market, the Pontiac-that-wasn't has apparently received a much needed coat of paint – wouldn't want the any salty water leaving rust on this pristine floating Fiero, now would we? An antenna-mounted American flag completes the external visual updates, but the dashboard has seen some much-needed fettling as well.

The Fieroboat isn't running at the moment and seems to be missing its original 2.5-liter Iron Duke boat anchor four-banger, but the seller has faith that its outboard motor can be resurrected to die another day with little more than a new fuel pump and filter. Plus, it reportedly floats just fine and comes with a handy-dandy trailer to get it from Point A to Point B. See it in all its glory in our gallery below.

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      • 5 Years Ago
      Apparently the Top Gear gang have been in the American South again. Maybe this time the challenge is to turn horrid old 80s-era GM products into riverboats and mosey down the Mississippi.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Due to the engine`s inability to function the car should be re-christened the "Fie-Row-Boat". Get it? Row, with oars. Just make sure that you don`t use dirty oars.
        • 5 Years Ago
        Got it. Liked it :)
      • 5 Years Ago
      I wonder if it still qualifies as a clunker? Wouldn't it be cool to bring this into a dealer?
      • 5 Years Ago
      That was a 4 cylinder. It got considerably better than 18 mpg (21/29 or better - all Fieros were fuel injected and the automatics had lockup torque converters), so it doesnt qualify.

      I've got a feeling it hasnt been registered for the past year either (not as a car at least ;) )
      • 5 Years Ago
      Wow! I needed a couple of minutes to regroup before I commented on this hunk of manure. I need to know the mindset of the clown who decided this was the best use of his time, money and other resources. Some people just shouldn't have access to tools.
      • 5 Years Ago
      I've seen this thing in person! It's sitting on Hwy 36 accross from the Shell station leading to Lake Somerville. It looks pretty rad, but seems like it'd be a death trap as it's sure to roll over.
      • 5 Years Ago
      That boat sailed away a long time ago.
      • 5 Years Ago
      It's disgusting how many butchered Fieros there are on E-bay, It's a rare enough car as is do people really need to make mini Countachs and F430s out of them?
      • 5 Years Ago
      The ultimate failboat.
        • 5 Years Ago
        haha, that's for sure a good one!
        • 5 Years Ago
        Damn you beat me to it.

        ALL ABOARD the Failboat!

        Has anyone uploaded this to Failblog yet?
      • 5 Years Ago
      Looks like something you would buy to get a divorce.
      Crazy rednecks+ natural ice beer+ old fiero+ cheap craiglist parts= fiero boat
      • 5 Years Ago
      Maybe this way it'll be slightly less prone to fire.
      • 5 Years Ago
      LOL, yes for 3,900 you too can have this FieroBoat that does not run and has many flaws. Bid now!
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