And now, as we do, we'll start you off with a few not-so-funny, deprived under duress captions of our own, knowing full well that y'all can do much better.
Maybe if I park three spaces away from everyone else, I won't get any poor on me.
It's actually a Geely GE and on sale inside for $99.99.
Sam Walton's heirs pay a visit to the family business.
The filthy rich have a constitutional right to cheap Chinese crap, too.
Do you have any five pound tubs of Grey Poupon?
And there you have it - ha ha ha! Think you can do funnier? Show us below in the comments. The winner will receive 15 laps around a Walmart parking lot in a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Or not. Thanks to Matthew for the tip!
[Source: Blood Hound Blog]