• Jul 17, 2009

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile makes a house call - Click above for image gallery

Giant wieners can do a lot of damage, it seems. Just look at what happened today in Racine, WI. There, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile penetrated a home's closed garage door in a decidedly non-consensual manner.

Fox6Now.com reports that the Wienermobile's driver took a wrong turn down a dead-end street. Subsequently faced with a scenario in which there was nowhere to stick the enormous 27-foot wiener, she decided to back up the street and start fresh. Unfortunately, she mistakenly hit the accelerator instead of the brake, a course of action that simply did not cut the mustard. In the end, it was a long day filled with hard lessons, as demonstrated in the attached photo gallery. Thanks for the tip, Tony!

[Source: Fox6Now.com | Images: Tom McCauley, used with permission]

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      • 5 Years Ago
      Looks like it left a wet spot on the driveway.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Top Ten Miscellaneous Thoughts about this situation:

      10. After 4 hours, please seek medical attention.

      9. ...come on! - you hit the gas when you meant to hit the brakes? - with an opening like that, we are supposed to believe that story?

      8. But the did the garage door really mean to say "no"?

      7. No problem. The cougar house got what she wanted.

      6. Do not try this at home. These were professional weiner drivers.

      5. It was confirmed through police reports that the home owners were not lesbian.

      4. Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

      3. Photo caption "Harry, when was the last time you....?"

      2. No word yet from Nancy Pelosi if the House version of the Healthcare bill will cover extracting large weiners from unintended openings."

      1. The police issued the driver a ticket for "unprotected weiner operation".

      • 5 Years Ago
      This wienermobile needs a Powerstroke.
      • 5 Years Ago
      HAHAHAHA best one yet!
      • 5 Years Ago
      This is the most epic article I've ever read. Even the comments are full of win.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Who cares about some Wiener-Truck-Car thing... Today I injured my beautiful Fiat Coupe, now that's tragedy :(
      • 5 Years Ago
      This post lacks the tags "Wiener" and "Penetration."
      • 5 Years Ago
      I would love to know the name of the driver. I know a girl who is driving a Weinermobile across country, and they all start out in Wisconsin. I doubt this was her but I would be very interested to find out.
      • 5 Years Ago
      I hope they used a condiment.
      • 5 Years Ago
      *Insert pun here*
      • 5 Years Ago

      I can't stop laughing.
      The comments on this post are going to be priceless.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Note for next build:

      Add soft buns for protection.
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