eBay Find of the Day: Hummer H1 gets beaten with aerodynamic ugly stick

Custom Hummer H1 on eBay Motors – Click above for image gallery
Inside, it's been all tricked out with a trifecta of television screens, ostrich leather interior, iPod-compatible entertainment system, sat-nav, back-up cameras...the works. Even the turbodiesel V8 has been tweaked and mounted with a polished aluminum snorkel, complimented by a chrome Mack truck bulldog hood ornament. Oh, and it has a $2,000 train horn, just in case someone can't see this behemoth coming from a mile away. All this can be yours for the low price of $89,900 or best offer.
Gallery: Hummer H1 custom on eBay
[Source: eBay Motors via Carscoop]






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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
DJ 9:11AM (7/01/2009)
The result of unprotected sex between a Pontiac Aztek and Hummer H1?
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HotRodzNKustoms 9:13AM (7/01/2009)
If the Aztek was at least a quarter Saturn Ion, then yes.
Greg 9:21AM (7/01/2009)
I wouldn't do an H1, even with your Aztek!
Randy 9:23AM (7/01/2009)
+1 on the Aztek resemblance.... I think from the rear it looks like one... Which to me gives it an automatic FAIL.
aj121489 10:51AM (7/01/2009)
Lol this thing is around the corner from me at home. It's in Pompano Beach. They've had it forever (gee I wonder why...) but other than that they usually have some pretty nice stuff...
http://www.thenewautotoystore.com/AllVehicle.asp
aj121489 11:05AM (7/01/2009)
Oh yea, here's another crazy/ugly/strange truck for you guys...I've actually seen this one on the road too
http://www.thenewautotoystore.com/AllVehicleDetails.asp?c=TheNewAutoToyStore&VIN=1GCGC33RXVF052810&color=Yellow&transmission=Automatic&make=Chevrolet&Model=C3500
tuxchown 1:43PM (7/01/2009)
I didn't think a Hummer could get any uglier. Boy was I wrong!
Mike P. 2:04PM (7/01/2009)
The opposite, perhaps... it looks like this H1 could use a free trial of Viagra.
Javanese 9:15AM (7/01/2009)
And you thought sh*t doesn't come in red...
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Alex 9:59AM (7/01/2009)
No, i know it does but like any other time when it comes out red, you need to be worried and you pray it doesn't happen again.
Egon 9:16AM (7/01/2009)
Autoblog, it's still too early in the morning for that sort of shock to the system. Good Lord, that's horrible! Please make it stop!
But if I have to look at it (in the same way I might slow down for a car wreck), I just love how the slippery lines of the hood are complimented by the bolt-upright windshield.
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Javanese 9:16AM (7/01/2009)
It's like staring at my own puke...
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HotRodzNKustoms 9:16AM (7/01/2009)
That is the cheapest looking "custom" job I have ever seen. Even more so than that pimped out CLK that's been on ebay forever. Is that a home iPod dock station on the dash? That boombox looks like it was lifted from Wal-Mart. Those screens are just hanging there. Who can manage to take a cool car and make it look like a bad kit car? I'd take a Humbug (VW based Hummer replica) over this!
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Javanese 9:17AM (7/01/2009)
It's sooo horrible, i have to made 3 post just to express how bad it is.
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Jerk Face 9:18AM (7/01/2009)
It's like walking in on your parents having sex - with the dog.
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Protzenegger 9:19AM (7/01/2009)
So this is what Hell looks like...
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Greg 9:19AM (7/01/2009)
That's just wrong...on several levels.
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Stuka 9:23AM (7/01/2009)
I have never understood peoples ability to spend 110k on a car, and then fill it with the cheapest junk available. I saw a Porsche GT2 once that was hacked beyond belief from an owner stereo install. It was such a sad site.
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joe23521 9:41AM (7/01/2009)
What? Tengzhong's new design leaked already? That didn't take long...
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Aero 9:49AM (7/01/2009)
Its soo ugly, its almost beautiful....
No, nevermind, its just ugly.
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