SPOILER ALERT: Spraying the Bubbly at the 2009 Bahrain Grand Prix
If you hadn't watched a single grand prix yet this season, hadn't read any F1-related news or even glanced at a headline, and hadn't spoken to a single racing fan for the past couple of months, you'd likely be shocked to find out how this season has unfolded so far, with the back-markers going from checkered pasts to checkered flags over the course of the winter break. But even at the break-neck speeds which modern F1 cars travel, you wouldn't need an elaborate explanation to catch up with the parade. All you'd need would be to look at the expression on the face of this weekend's race winner and you'd be there. Follow the jump to catch a glimpse.
Gallery: 2009 Bahrain Grand Prix

Since Bahrain joined the Formula One calendar in 2004, spectators have been treated to two types of spectacles. In one column are the practice sessions, qualifying, support races and the grand prix itself. But after all that's been said and done, the race winners climb up on the podium and spray a bottled concoction of fruit juice and rose water – alcohol, along with the usual scantily-clad grid girls, are banned in the Muslim emirate. And so the second spectacle, for returning viewers, is to watch the expression on the faces of the triumphant drivers as they taste the Sharia-friendly beverage. Most ignore the disparity and celebrate their hard-earned victory just the same as they would at any other track. On the other hand, Kimi Raikkonen, who finished third there three years in a row, notably made a sour face and smirked while whispering to the driver next to him what we could only surmise was something to the effect of "What the hell is this crap, I want my Moet".
Jenson Button, however, triumphantly marched up to the podium today, stood on the top step, hoisted his trophy, and took a sip of the sub-par bubbly with a facial expression that said something more along the lines of "not bad, but I've had better". Not because he's been on that podium so many times before – this was only his second time there after his third-place finish in 2004 – but because after winning three out of the four grands prix so far this season, he's come to savor victory on its own merits...the rest, for this most unlikely of champions-in-the-making, is just window dressing.

Not that he didn't have to fight for this one. In contrast to the season opener in Australia, Button and his Brawn GP team-mate Rubens Barrichello didn't dominate the race weekend from start to finish. In fact, going into race Sunday, it looked like it was Toyota's turn to shine. The sole remaining Japanese team (based, though they are, in Germany) took third and fourth behind the upstart Brawn squad in the first two races in Australia and Malaysia. But after finishing a disappointing seventh and unclassified in China, Toyota snapped back with a commanding lead in yesterday's qualifying session to set up camp on the first row for the start of today's race.

And so the race began, with Timo Glock passing his pole-sitting team-mate Jarno Trulli in the very first corner. But the strategy which Toyota favored to gain pole position – a light fuel load and the softest, stickiest tire compound – made itself immediately evident: Trulli set the enduring fastest time on Lap 10, but shortly after that both drivers had to pit early. Trulli regained the edge over his wingman, but Button and Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel, fresh from his victory in rain-drenched Shanghai, managed to slip by, holding on to their positions until the end. As Button's lead increased over the course of the race, Vettel would prove unable to catch up, but held back Trulli's challenge to the checkered flag.

The rest of the field trailing behind was full of wheel-to-wheel action in the opening laps, cars heading into corners four abreast at some points, each vying to advance up the order with the same ferocity as the baking Middle Eastern sun that poured down on the track in place of the rain they suffered in Malaysia and Shanghai. The intense action sent Ferrari's Felipe Massa, Williams' Kazuki Nakajima and both BMW Sauber drivers (Robert Kubica and Nick Heidfeld) into the pits early to swap out their broken front wings, while McLaren's Heikki Kovalainen dove into the pits to replace a flat-spotted tire. Massa would never properly recover, finishing outside the points; Nakajima would be the only driver to retire early despite the sweltering heat; and the day would prove an utter disaster for BMW, whose pair finished dead last.
The rest of the erstwhile front-runners were a mixed bag. With BMW languishing and one each of the Ferraris and McLarens struggling to do much better, former champions Raikkonen and Hamilton put up a good fight, dicing it with the cars they'd considered back-markers in previous seasons to mount a respectable challenge. With Button, Vettel and Trulli taking the podium at race's end, Hamilton took a relatively respectable fourth place. A dutiful Rubens Barrichello, who at this point in his long career is well accustomed to trailing his title-leading team-mate after years driving in Michael Schumacher's long shadow at Ferrari, came in fourth. Raikkonen, for his part, put Ferrari in the points for the first time this season with a sixth-place finish after a respectable showing that even had him leading the race during a pit-stop reshuffle.

Timo Glock, who seemed poised for his first race win after the opening laps left him in the lead, in the end settled for seventh place, while Fernando Alonso brought his Renault across the line for eighth and the final championship point this weekend. Behind him Nico Rosberg (Williams), Nelsinho Piquet (Renault), Mark Webber (Red Bull), Heikki Kovalainen (McLaren) and Sebastien Bourdais (Toro Rosso) managed to finish on the same lap as the leader. Massa, Force India's Fisichella and Sutil, STR's rookie Sebastian Buemi and BMW's Kubica and Heidfeld all finished one lap down.

The results give Button and Brawn GP an even bigger edge in the standings, with 31 and 50 points respectively. Barrichello trails with 19, upon which Vettel is rapidly encroaching with 18, his Red Bull team second in the constructors' championship with 27.5 points ahead of Toyota's 26.5, divided in the drivers' standings between Trulli (14.5) and Glock (12). The championship resumes in two weeks as the circus heads to Spain for the first of the European summer races, so stay tuned.







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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Sea Urchin 4:29PM (4/26/2009)
Bahrain Grand Prix ??????????------------------never heard anything more ridiculous. I can not wait until we will stop using oil and Middle East will become what it was 100 years ago, a sub Saharan Africa with a far worse treatment of women.
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blacktip007 4:42PM (4/26/2009)
Real Mature..Geeze go crawl back under your rock Patrick Starfish
Neil 4:57PM (4/26/2009)
Dude are you for real? Why even go there, sports are suppose to be beyond all that type of stuff.
Biomech 4:57PM (4/26/2009)
Sea Urchin?? Never heard of anything more arrogant, idiotic, and ridiculous.
Swede 5:25PM (4/26/2009)
I do believe the Urchin is being sarcastic.
mcampasini 4:40PM (4/26/2009)
is anyone else haveing a problem with not hearing the car sounds on the speed channle? ive watched all the races and no car sound what so ever its pissing me off ive emailed speed but they havent gotten back to me or fixed it. if anyone else is haveing this problem too please reply.
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bgkeen 4:52PM (4/26/2009)
Sebastian Vettel > Jenson Button
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Biomech 4:56PM (4/26/2009)
As much as I admire Vettel, the standings (and points gap) don't lie . I have no idea how Button managed to win this one, a really great race to watch.
EU_reader 4:56PM (4/26/2009)
+1, So true!
Vettel is the best. He's in a car without the diffusers and without KERS (correct me if i'm wrong). He showed what he could do last year. But this year he's finally claiming the spotlights bigtime.
The new Schumacher.
Button got lucky with the car. Not bad, but not a supertalent.
EU_reader 5:01PM (4/26/2009)
@Biomech, are you serious?
He's driving a RED BULL for crying out loud. One win, one podium (2nd) on 4 races, with a red bull?? O_o
No disrespect for red bull, but it's not a tier 1 team like ferrari or McLaren.
Yeah, points don't lie, if you're only reading the numbers like an accountant!! Put everything into context please. It's not nascar where every car is exactly the same.
nico 5:49PM (4/26/2009)
Every racer who made no mistakes in the race is good one. The car really makes the difference. Red Bull Car is not slow at all, It went the other way to make the car go fast, opposite to to the "illegal" diffuser way. Great design by Newey. They are fastest in the high speed corners.
pradyumnakejriwal 8:17PM (4/26/2009)
@ EU_reader
You clearly aren't talking based on current knowledge. the red bull car has been every bit as strong if not stronger than the brawn gp car in the last couple of weeks. So even though Vettel is a great driver, and a huge talent, he isn't necessarily better than Jenson Button.
And at Bahrain, Jenson was the better driver on the day for sure. He drove brilliantly to win a race he shouldn't necessarily have won. Vettel got stuck behind Hamilton, which killed his chances of winning, but button got past hamilton, so both had to contend with lewis in front.
Philthy 5:13AM (4/27/2009)
That's pretty flawed logic. Red Bull have one of the best cars this year, and Brawn have a slightly better one. Both drivers are (mostly) delivering on the potential of their cars, which is the most you can ask.
However I'd point out that Button has had the fewest errors and gotten the most returns, while Vettel threw away a podium in Australia. Puts Button one-up in my book so far.
adrian 7:53AM (4/27/2009)
Hamliton is going to give both of these drivers a serious challenge soon. 4th place in a car that is not yet set up as well as the Red Bull or the Brawn GP is pretty decent.
Vetmstr 9:47AM (4/27/2009)
EU_reader r u kidding me. Red Bull is a top tier team, for christ sakes the own tow teams. If that isn't top tear money I don't know what is. Further it is common knowledge that Mclaren and Ferrari started developing their cars after last season ended thus such teams as Brawn, Red bull, and Toyota got the jump on them. Further though Red Bull does not have the Diffusion or Kers it does have a unique rear suspension design that they gambled on and WON. Vettle is so overrated. He got lucky in Monza last year BC Hamilton choose the wrong tire strategy. Reb Bull improved the car last year and thats why he had the success he did. When the car was grabage so was his driving. Further I doubt he would have won China if it wasn't for the fact of the safety car and he was on low fuel. I think he is a talented driver but the second coming of schemacher........really
hashiryu 5:30PM (4/26/2009)
I'd like to shoot whoever decided to put prime tyres on both Toyotas in their second stint. It was a gamble at a time when gambling was not necessary.
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AkaiWRX 5:55PM (4/26/2009)
Why do they keep calling these SPOILERS?!?!?! I don't go to ESPN.com and have them warn me that outcomes of events are spoilers. I think it's reasonable to assume that a blog IS a news source and that news shouldn't have a SPOILER ALERT tag on it.
In any case...How about that Jenson Button? Can't wait for Top Gear to start gushing over the new Brit racing sensation. Move over Lewis?!?!
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Josh 6:20PM (4/26/2009)
Many people here record the race and do not want to know the outcome until they have watched it.
slicecom 7:56PM (4/26/2009)
Because idiots come on to an auto news site and then complain when they see the results of an auto event. You should see how pissed some of them get. I've said numerous times how ridiculous it is, and agree with you 100%, but there are a lot of idiots out there.
Noah Joseph 5:15AM (4/27/2009)
Unfortunately, on the few occasions when we have reported the results of a race without the "spoiler alert", we had a cadre of readers who were up in arms. As a result, we put the warning in the title, a lead photo which doesn't give it away, and only get into the results after the jump.
We are always trying to find new ways to improve our coverage, though, so if anyone has any suggestions, by all means.
Oh, and in response to Sledge, as Combija rightly pointed out, I was referring to Bahrain specifically. Sorry for the ambiguity, but the facts were verified.