Corsage Cruisers: Top 10 Prom Rides
by Chris Shunk on Apr 22nd 2009 at 7:58PM 
Prom is only a few weeks away for most American teenagers, which means high school juniors and seniors are prepping for what many feel are the most important night of their young lives. At our advanced age, we could really care less about proms, but we have a soft spot for the the transportation that ferries gussied up young un's to and from this teenage right of passage. Some choose to travel in the lap of luxury, some appreciate form over function (read: big back seat), while others look to one-up their friends. We poured over the many vehicles available to America's teens and compiled our own list of Top 10 Prom Rides. Click either image to begin and have fun... but not too much fun.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Hike15 8:02PM (4/22/2009)
i think something like a fire truck would be cool
get the flashing lights and sirens going...
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Quantumphysics 11:10PM (4/22/2009)
When I took a chick to prom, I borrowed my mom's Mercury Cougar XR7
and I still got into those panties.
Jared 12:21AM (4/23/2009)
Our group rented one of those party buses. I was straight saucy and also had a good ending to prom night (ever guy should).
MajorGeek 8:08PM (4/22/2009)
Top 10 prom rides:
1: Limo
2: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
3: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
4: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
5: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
6: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
7: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
8: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
9: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
10: Could not afford, nor get, a limo
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Smegley 12:59AM (4/23/2009)
For the price of a limo, tux, and dinner you could get 5 good hookers, have that happy end guaranteed, and not have to put up with the BS.
MajorGeek 8:44AM (4/23/2009)
You must have had all the chicks in high school.
LloydChiro 11:29AM (4/23/2009)
I like the way Smegley thinks.
Rogue_G 8:10PM (4/22/2009)
Hummer, Cadillac... fine, sure, but Bentley's? Rolls? A freakin' Reventon?! It's been 3 weeks, April Fools jokes are no longer excusable.
Also, show up in a Prius or Conversion Van, and prom is basically over before it begins.
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PumaGTO 12:57PM (4/23/2009)
The reventon was obviously a joke... I hope. Rolls and Bentleys are commonly reffered as 'limos', so it have some logic. Although you better save a lot of your half-time job money to rent one.
Jrejre 8:13PM (4/22/2009)
If you see a conversion van outside of a school it's not a good sign.
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Cheese 8:22PM (4/22/2009)
Free Candy?
Andrew L 9:30PM (4/22/2009)
I actually have a Conversion van... when I was in HS for my senior year I was sooooooo close to getting the van that night but my parents wouldn't allow it. So I settled for my Mercury Sable.... it still had plenty of rear seat room. ;)
ehisforadam 8:31AM (4/23/2009)
It's better than a panel van.
Tyler 8:22PM (4/22/2009)
I dare say that riding a public bus to prom is the greatest. However, prom =/= a time form fun and games. It's a time for girls to be deluded into thinking that they're princesses. Anecdote time: two of my friends couldn't even chose the color of their bow-ties.
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Aprime 8:25PM (4/22/2009)
This is why I didn't go.
Jrejre 9:04PM (4/22/2009)
Really? I didn't go cause I was the only kid in school who couldn't afford a Reventon. . . that kid who showed up in a Gallardo one year was a laughing stock.
BlackEmblem 9:30PM (4/22/2009)
My Prom was at March.. pretty quick.
I did not go.. which resulted in friends, and hel l-- even my mother yelling at me.
chconline 12:20AM (4/23/2009)
Meh, what's the big deal. I showed up in my regular car. It's just high school. Easy stuff and everyone graduates. Now I'm in Engineering and I'm working ∞ times (Because I did nothing in HS lol) as hard for half the grade I used to get.
Jake B 8:25PM (4/22/2009)
This post sux.
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Taglane 8:27PM (4/22/2009)
What- yours?