VIDEO: The Black Stig is back?

Click above to view the video of the Black Stig's return after the jump
Top Gear and the BBC have had plenty of fun with the supposed outing of the Stig as Ben Collins. After the initial report surfaced, the Top Gear website released a half-dozen posts claiming the Stig was everyone from Graham Hill to Barack Obama. Now, in an apparent attempt to keep the viral hype machine chugging along, a new video has surfaced showing the original Black Stig emerging from the watery depths, pausing for a moment and then running a slalom through the nearby pier's uprights.
The video (posted after the break) has a watermark of the website blackstigback.com, which is parked by the UK domain company Easily Limited. At this point, there's nothing on the page, but expect that to be rectified as inbound links go through the roof.
A press release from the Beeb says, "Until now, the original Stig from BBC Top Gear was thought to have been killed back in 2003, when he drove a modified Jaguar XJS off the end of HMS Invincible aircraft carrier at 109mph. The nation was shocked that the Stig was dead. However, recent footage has been found on YouTube showing that he miraculously survived." The release goes on to say, "How he survived, nobody knows. Some believe he used the nitrous octane equipment from the Jag to breathe. Some believe he can communicate with dolphins and they cared for him. Has he returned because he can sense White Stig has had his identity exposed?"
We'd expect this whole mess to be addressed during the next season of Top Gear this June, and we're hoping for a Hot Lap Death Match involving the two Stigs and one Pagani Zonda R.
[Source: Times]









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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Farris 5:04PM (2/05/2009)
Are we going to get some hot "Stig on Stig" action now? That would kick some SERIOUS ass.
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Peter Rockwell 5:57PM (2/05/2009)
Kinda like Mad Magazine's "Spy vs. Spy".
Flashpoint 6:49PM (2/05/2009)
Some say underneath his helmet, he is actually Osama Bin Ladin...
Jared 3:19PM (2/06/2009)
My president is black and my stig is too
Golferal 5:06PM (2/05/2009)
That was supremely lame.
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JDMlover 5:06PM (2/05/2009)
Finally.
Tired of the "White" Stig. =)
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Tang 5:11PM (2/05/2009)
Of course there would be 1) guys kicking around a beach ball on a beach, 2) a frisbee.
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JD 5:26PM (2/05/2009)
WHY is is right glove missing???
The entire thing is poorly put together, but that didn't stop me from chuckling.
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Michael 5:59PM (2/05/2009)
When the Black Stig drove the Jag off of the aircraft carrier, his right glove floated to the surface.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiJkQzpzRc
Sam 6:01PM (2/05/2009)
Because surely he would lose something while adrift at sea?
I think its pretty good, and trust jezza to come up with something that silly :D
Eric 6:41PM (2/05/2009)
Lol, because they didn't miss a single detail!
Sandeep 5:26PM (2/05/2009)
This'll be interesting to see in the next season, for sure.
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Bystander 5:26PM (2/05/2009)
Some say you cannot drown him in water and that he once ate a shark for desert... all we know is he's called "The Black Stig" and he's back!
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Samurai Jack 5:29PM (2/05/2009)
White Stig, Black Stig... no doubt there will soon be a Red Stig. They're bloody Power Rangers, that's what they are...
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JDMlover 5:51PM (2/05/2009)
LMAO
Rob 5:55PM (2/05/2009)
Nitrous octane? I think they mean nitrous oxide.
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Mobius_1 7:37PM (2/05/2009)
No, they mean Nitrous Octane, it's a chemical compound with 4 times the ferocity of nitrous oxide created by his Stigness.
And btw, that's classified information... oops
man bear pig 6:01PM (2/05/2009)
call me a loser and all but that is not the stigs suit and he is about three inches taller
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bduddy 6:06PM (2/05/2009)
*sigh*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear
Not that difficult, is it?
Mi key 6:06PM (2/05/2009)
The Acting on this is horrific. Did the Aussie boys produce this???
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