Pirelli calendar goes native, loses its mind for 2009 [NSFW]

The auto industry's crème de la crème have been on the receiving end of Pirelli's exclusive, high-style calendar since its introduction in 1964. And while we're still waiting for our name to be added the mailing list, Pirelli has been kind enough to give us peons a glimpse of the 2009 edition, along with a host of outtake images. For the 45th installment, Pirelli has finally nixed any and all automotive references, opting instead for an artsy safari theme that brings elephants and nipples together in a NSFW extravaganza. You can check it out here, but be sure to have someone staked out at the edge of your cubicle.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
2004m3driver 3:13PM (11/25/2008)
That was interesting. I am glad I won't fire myself for looking at those.
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3seriesisking 3:38PM (11/25/2008)
Interesting was the only word I could come up with to describe it as well.
TBlueMax 4:01PM (11/25/2008)
The pictures are only part of the story (arguably the less interesting part). Register to view the "Premium" content and watch the backstage video. It is lengthy but worth the time.
Still NSFW.
Kitko 3:16PM (11/25/2008)
That amounts to animal abuse. Elephants are very intelligent beings and to subject them to that is irresponsible and degradatory. Despite of Photoshop. And yes, I am being serious.
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BoxerFanatic 3:23PM (11/25/2008)
Being draped by supermodels is abuse now?
I am sure there are humans wishing to be those elephants.
That being said... It is kind of a bizarre photo shoot.
3seriesisking 3:37PM (11/25/2008)
While you are being serious you should seriously consider chilling out and coming up with a legitimate argument.
Bungle 4:05PM (11/25/2008)
I'd have to agree - I'm sure that elephants are deeply offended by nudity. You know, because everyone in the jungle wears clothes, and all.
axlewood 4:58PM (11/25/2008)
if thats abuse..then I hope I am abused all day long :)
Polly Prissy Pants 6:02PM (11/25/2008)
"Despite of Photoshop"
That's fantastic.
Kitko 7:17PM (11/25/2008)
Apparently, sarcasm is way beyond your mental reach.
Mark 4:29AM (11/26/2008)
if you were going for sarcasm why the hell would you include the phrase "And yes, I am being serious."?
CHaLuPasRtASTY 3:53PM (12/04/2008)
LOL ya, you don't do sarcasm very well. You should refrain from using it in the future.
Ben Poese 3:21PM (11/25/2008)
What on God's Green Earth does this calendar have to do with tires???
Unless they're trying to break into the condom industry...
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Mobius_1 4:09PM (11/25/2008)
They probably saw SSL's new profits figures.
brian 4:40PM (11/25/2008)
They are trying to break into the hand lotion industry.
Chris 3:31PM (11/25/2008)
I think the calendar's style is spot of for our times. With all the foreclosures and coming layoffs, a lot of people in the automotive industry will be living in caves. :(
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Tim 3:34PM (11/25/2008)
What a joke of a web site. Mini picture, and the zoom is almost 25% larger. Why can't people do real web pages instead of the crappy flash pages that don't work. The pictures weren't good enough for me to view more than a couple before I gave up.
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Roger 3:45PM (11/25/2008)
Guess I will have to check it at home as the gnomes that infest our IT dept have flagged the site as "porn"
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Braden 4:14PM (11/25/2008)
Probably wasn't your IT department, rather whatever automated proxy software they use got an automatic update that flags the site.
Trust me, while many of us (IT guys) can be real bastards, most of us have better stuff to do than make life hell for our users. We do stuff because management says "this is how it should be" - we're just doing our jobs...
Bungle 3:57PM (11/25/2008)
Cool! The only thing I like more than cars is nipples.
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