SEMA 2008: The return of Ugliest. Mustang. Ever.
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We called it the Ugliest. Mustang. Ever. Our readers called it a pony with rabies, a monstrosity and an abomination. Many of you didn't even believe the car was real. For some reason the guys over at Rich Evans Designs were willing to once again face public humiliation and brought out what they call the "Hardcore Knight" Mustang to SEMA once again. We thought we noticed some differences, and looking back at the photos from last year, we can see they added a few extra spikes (for good measure) to the roof line and the mirrors. Everything else remains relatively the same, including the belief that they can actually sell versions of the car to the public. Rich Evan's web site claims that they will be producing 100 limited edition cars and up to 1000 of the 19-piece component kits to make your own. We wish him the best of luck.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Alex Nunez 6:07PM (11/05/2008)
Ahem, in quasi-related news, the Knight Rider Liveblog returns at 8 PM eastern....
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Flashpoint 8:51PM (11/05/2008)
MAD MAX at 9pm, 6 Pacific.
xpolarx 9:55PM (11/05/2008)
Autoblog,
I want to thank you guys for all the detail shots here...you really did a great job of chronicling the suck. There are layers to this car...like an onion...a really sh*tty onion. To start, you see the stupid crap stuck to the hood, fenders and rear-quarter windows...but there's so much more. There's the batwing splitter, the grooved side-skirts and rear-fender flares, the clearly unbalanceable wheels...
But honestly, all that's a distraction from the lamest thing anyone ever put on a car -- punkrock spikes. What a waste of resources. What a horrible waste of perfectly good fiberglass and bondo. Burn in hell Rich Evans...burn in hell.
dan 6:07PM (11/08/2008)
you think that's ugly, you should have seen my '79 after the guy i sold it to painted it mint-chocolate chip ice cream green. (shudder!)
tankd0g 7:43PM (11/05/2008)
I don't know man, that title was awarded before we knew about Knight Rider battle mode.
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Charlie 7:44PM (11/05/2008)
Hahaha thats terrible... at first i thought it said B**** Evans too!
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Will 7:47PM (11/05/2008)
I hope the 100 special editions come with the window sticker to completely obstruct driver vision. With any luck at all, they will all be mistakenly steered under 18-wheelers and crushed beyond recognition, in the manner of the Saleen in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
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Kaveh 7:47PM (11/05/2008)
HA HA, I saw that car at a car show in Phoenix last year. I swear, it was so wide I had a hard time getting the whole car in frame.
But the flat black paint looks good.
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Axis 7:51PM (11/05/2008)
That's...just cruel...poor thing. With the faux hood scoops i doubt it is even a real GT.
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T-rock 7:59PM (11/05/2008)
Mustang? They made it more like sh**stang... what the crap is up with this body kit?
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AZZO45b 9:43AM (11/06/2008)
Agreed. After looking at this POS I kinda threw up in my mouth a lil' bit. What a waste of a Mustang!
Jj 7:57PM (11/05/2008)
It just can’t be a coincidence that they stuck this thing in the room with the worst carpet.
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Torrent 8:10PM (11/05/2008)
I have just one thing to ask:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2018/2542416462_787ac81e4c.jpg?v=0
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kkool 8:45PM (11/05/2008)
I'm a diehard Mustang freak, but that horse needs to be taken out behind the convention building and shot. Just put that damn thing out of its misery.
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Judy Zik 9:21PM (11/05/2008)
Under all those fake spikes a horse is crying.
The worst part is that they are actually selling the kits seperately. You just know some idiot is going to order one and modify it to fit their 1983 Mustang or worse an Accord or a Cavalier. I would rather stick the spikes in my own eyes than see that.
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Jrejre 9:33PM (11/05/2008)
Woah! That front spoiler would look awesome on my 93 Accord!!
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Polly Prissy Pants 9:39PM (11/05/2008)
Sweeettt!!!!!!!!!1
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Cellien 9:40PM (11/05/2008)
I'd drive it. Looks like its from Death Race or Mad Max.
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ropeburn 9:41PM (11/05/2008)
needs more cowbell!
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Joshua 9:41PM (11/05/2008)
someone put this mustang out of its misery.
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