• Nov 5, 2008


Click above for a high-res gallery of the Ugliest Mustang Ever

We called it the Ugliest. Mustang. Ever. Our readers called it a pony with rabies, a monstrosity and an abomination. Many of you didn't even believe the car was real. For some reason the guys over at Rich Evans Designs were willing to once again face public humiliation and brought out what they call the "Hardcore Knight" Mustang to SEMA once again. We thought we noticed some differences, and looking back at the photos from last year, we can see they added a few extra spikes (for good measure) to the roof line and the mirrors. Everything else remains relatively the same, including the belief that they can actually sell versions of the car to the public. Rich Evan's web site claims that they will be producing 100 limited edition cars and up to 1000 of the 19-piece component kits to make your own. We wish him the best of luck.




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      • 6 Years Ago
      Woah! That front spoiler would look awesome on my 93 Accord!!
      • 6 Years Ago
      do they just want to be publicly humiliated?
      • 6 Years Ago
      Ahem, in quasi-related news, the Knight Rider Liveblog returns at 8 PM eastern....
        • 6 Years Ago
        Autoblog,
        I want to thank you guys for all the detail shots here...you really did a great job of chronicling the suck. There are layers to this car...like an onion...a really sh*tty onion. To start, you see the stupid crap stuck to the hood, fenders and rear-quarter windows...but there's so much more. There's the batwing splitter, the grooved side-skirts and rear-fender flares, the clearly unbalanceable wheels...
        But honestly, all that's a distraction from the lamest thing anyone ever put on a car -- punkrock spikes. What a waste of resources. What a horrible waste of perfectly good fiberglass and bondo. Burn in hell Rich Evans...burn in hell.
          • 6 Years Ago
          Xpolarx....you are cowardly! I am guessing by the tone of your wimpy e-mail you must be a disciple of Richard Simmons. I take that back, there's no need for me to insult Richard Simmons. But your comments about Rich Evans are WAY out of line. You can hate his car if you want? Maybe a pink Daewoo is more your speed? It's my guess you don't have the talent to WASH a car. But to tell the guy that supports kid's Cancer Foundations, and gives his time and talents to so many to "Burn in Hell" is 100% gutless. Rich has more class and substance than any ONE of you bloggers that attacked his mustang. I'm guessing that every one of you that posted comments while hiding behind idiotic nicknames like xpolarx, charlie and some weasel named Will, ( the guy that wished for the car and it's driver to be crushed by an 18 wheeler)..... couldn't create or design anything but a good EXCUSE for why YOU still have to wear a NAME TAG to your "career's".....uh I mean job's! If you have the balls to SAY it....put your name ON it! Like I am doing right now. My name is Gordon "Lug Nutzz" Stewart. Among other things I do a show on SPEED Channel called "Lucas Oil's On The Edge"! Alan, what have YOU ever built? And finally to the jealous prick that WROTE the initial blog...how does it feel to go to SEMA with nothing more than a blackberry and an empty head? Crack on the Hardcore Knight all you want genius....because when "Kick Ass Comic The Movie" comes out in June of 2009, and Nicholas Cage is bonzaiing across the big screen in the Red Mist complete with Rich Evans patented Hardcore Knight body kit....you'll be seeing the other 99 limited editon mustangs on the road more often. Maybe then you can come back to SEMA 2009 and plant those butt snorkeling lips of yours FIRMLY on Mr. Evans ASSSSSS!!! In the meantime, you can practice right now on mine! Go hide behind your laptop my uninformed, jealous, uneducated excuse for a journalist! Keep your glass eye on the lookout for yet another Rich Evans accomplishment...his new TV show debuting in may 2009. What will YOU all have accomplished by then? Another trip to Barrett Jackson's auction?

          Once again, very sincerely....with my name on it,

          Gordon "Lug Nutzz" Stewart
          "On The Edge" on SPEED

          Comments?? Bring em!
        dan
        • 6 Years Ago
        you think that's ugly, you should have seen my '79 after the guy i sold it to painted it mint-chocolate chip ice cream green. (shudder!)
      juscus
      • 6 Years Ago
      its a mexi-tang
      Evan
      • 6 Years Ago
      Come on guys. Give them a break.... The only thing I have a problem with is the color scheme.. Metallic black with highly polished rims would be the icing on the cake...
      Antonette
      • 6 Years Ago
      Ok, call me crazy but I like it. I'm not too keen on the flat gray paint, but I would get over it eventually.
      • 6 Years Ago
      I'm a diehard Mustang freak, but that horse needs to be taken out behind the convention building and shot. Just put that damn thing out of its misery.
      • 6 Years Ago
      MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
      cannotbelievethis
      • 6 Years Ago
      It looks like a Mustang that mated with the Batmobile, and it STILL looks like a mutant... or a warthog, or something... UGH!
      • 6 Years Ago
      What crap!! My '69 fastback was MUCH better looking!
      Idjit
      • 6 Years Ago
      The saddest part is that someone will actually buy these things.
      mmm11261
      • 6 Years Ago
      GHETTO Cruiser!
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