• Oct 26, 2008
Funnily enough, these guys aren't the only ones to ever use a box truck to ruinous effect on an automobile. There's a story that comes to mind involving a Ryder truck, a loading dock, and a Porsche 911 carcass, but we walked away from that situation when the stupid clouds started looming on the horizon. These Subaru movers went all the way, using what looks like folding cafeteria tables as a makeshift ramp. Everyone involved received a compound physics lesson when 3,000 pounds of automobile met an unsecured and poorly constructed ramp, overcoming whatever friction was holding that Rube Goldberg assemblage together, and the little Rex topped it off with a refresher course in gravity. Whoops. At least it looks like the car was already banged up. Say it with us now: "that'll buff out." Video embedded after the jump.

[Source: Break.com]



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      • 6 Years Ago
      That ramp looks like it wouldn't have been able to hold a few people standing on it. WTF were they thinking?
      • 6 Years Ago
      I think the lesson here folks is to not let your car get impounded, or towed. EVER...
      • 6 Years Ago
      THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.
      THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.
      THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.
      THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.
      THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.
      THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.
      THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.
        • 6 Years Ago
        I see what you did there.
      • 6 Years Ago
      Intentional irony I believe.
      B
      • 6 Years Ago
      Wow, that was the shortest rally I've ever seen.
      • 6 Years Ago
      That'll buff right out.
      • 6 Years Ago
      That reminds me of the time when I was in college and looked out my apt. window and had the joy of watching some idiot guys try to load a VW beetle into the back of one of the smaller UHaul trucks. They ran it up fast, but there was nowhere near enough room and it got wedged in and stuck. Didn't even make it past the front wheels. They spent forever trying to pull it back out.
        • 6 Years Ago
        That I would have paid to see.
      • 6 Years Ago
      :smartestpeopleonearth:
      HotRodzNKustoms
      • 6 Years Ago
      You can fix a car
      You can fix ugly
      But you can't fix stupid


      Rented box van: $500
      Tables: $400
      Damage when loaded: $2k
      Damage after unloaded: $8k
      Being so Stupid: Priceless
      • 6 Years Ago
      Funny that they figured out how to get it on the truck but not off.

      The real reason they drove it off like that is so that the owner could have an excuse to ruin the car with some ill-fitting and incredibly tacky body kit.

      It's probably on the car now, in all of it's primered glory.
      • 6 Years Ago
      If that Subaru was rear-wheel drive... they would've been screwed.
      • 6 Years Ago
      Looks stolen anyway. Karma.
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