VIDEO: BrakeNutz - because TruckNutz don't light up
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If you've been proudly displaying TruckNutz on the bumper of your pickup, you may have noticed that people are so transfixed by your artificial clock-weights that they nearly rear end you. The cleaver testes decorators at BrakeNutz have the answer: TruckNutz that double as an extra brake light. BrakeNutz can be plugged into your truck's existing wire harness, and when you brake they light up a brilliant red as if your F-150 has just been kicked in the crotch. Hit the jump to view BrakeNutz in action, if only to see what happens when you use the turn signal!
[Source: BrakeNutz via Jalopnik]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
The Luigiian 12:41PM (10/07/2008)
BrakeNutz: So you can show off how classy you are even in the dark.
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Kotse 1:06PM (10/07/2008)
Goodness gracious...Brake Balls of Fire!!!
Cornholio 1:14PM (10/07/2008)
Indeed. Aside from low-class, that just looks.... painful.
BigMcLargeHuge 12:43PM (10/07/2008)
"you may have noticed that people are so transfixed by your artificial clock-weights that they nearly rear end you"
Interesting way to get a date? I'll pass.
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Bryant 2:11PM (10/07/2008)
Is it sad that I just saw the pun?
John Johnson 12:42PM (10/07/2008)
Most. Awesome. Thing. Ever.
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Mark 1:10PM (10/07/2008)
x2
James 1:33PM (10/07/2008)
A glowing red hot pair of nutz = male infertility
Why Not the OM617? 5:21AM (10/08/2008)
But my balls aren't pink. I guess tannish brown wouldn't show well in the dark. lol
rob 12:45PM (10/07/2008)
if i had a truck, i would get these... and i would order some BLUE led's and let the modding begin......
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Mel. R 3:17PM (10/07/2008)
If you actually went through with this, do you really think letting everyone see that you have blue, glowing balls is a good idea?
rob 3:22PM (10/07/2008)
well i was joking, but i mean maybe it would get me some sympathy action? haha
Chris MacMillan 4:07PM (10/07/2008)
ROFL . . . I wouldn't but you go right ahead :)
James 6:08PM (10/07/2008)
Blue balls...lol!
Castration, wanted... ;)
Adam Baskin 12:49PM (10/07/2008)
OMFG. We can figure out have to make nutz glow when we hit the brakes, but we can't figure out how to make a F150 get 25mpg.
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MONTE 3:03PM (10/07/2008)
Yep, hooking up a couple of wires to a pigtail harness is almost exactly the same thing as making a 5000lb truck get 25mpg, you're on top of things!
mdm-adph 4:06PM (10/07/2008)
USA! USA!
mdm-adph 4:06PM (10/07/2008)
USA! USA!
bill 12:49PM (10/07/2008)
This really does dramatize that TruckNutz are brighter than your average member of Congress. Any chance we can arrange for a set to be sent to Barney Frank as a way of just saying "thank you" for the current financial mess?
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Joe K. 12:50PM (10/07/2008)
"The cleaver testes decorators at BrakeNutz have the answer: TruckNutz that double as an extra brake light."
Pun Intended? Cleaver...
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