• Oct 7, 2008
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If you've been proudly displaying TruckNutz on the bumper of your pickup, you may have noticed that people are so transfixed by your artificial clock-weights that they nearly rear end you. The cleaver testes decorators at BrakeNutz have the answer: TruckNutz that double as an extra brake light. BrakeNutz can be plugged into your truck's existing wire harness, and when you brake they light up a brilliant red as if your F-150 has just been kicked in the crotch. Hit the jump to view BrakeNutz in action, if only to see what happens when you use the turn signal!

[Source: BrakeNutz via Jalopnik]



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      • 6 Years Ago
      I'm sorry, but hanging man parts on your truck for all to see tell me one thing... you love man parts.

      Now, big glowing boobies on the other hand...
      • 6 Years Ago
      Most. Awesome. Thing. Ever.
        • 6 Years Ago
        But my balls aren't pink. I guess tannish brown wouldn't show well in the dark. lol
        • 6 Years Ago
        x2
      • 6 Years Ago
      if i had a truck, i would get these... and i would order some BLUE led's and let the modding begin......
        • 6 Years Ago
        If you actually went through with this, do you really think letting everyone see that you have blue, glowing balls is a good idea?
        • 6 Years Ago
        ROFL . . . I wouldn't but you go right ahead :)
        • 6 Years Ago
        well i was joking, but i mean maybe it would get me some sympathy action? haha
        • 6 Years Ago
        Blue balls...lol!

        Castration, wanted... ;)
      • 6 Years Ago
      BrakeNutz: So you can show off how classy you are even in the dark.
        • 6 Years Ago
        Indeed. Aside from low-class, that just looks.... painful.
      • 6 Years Ago
      LOL !!
      • 6 Years Ago
      "The cleaver testes decorators at BrakeNutz have the answer: TruckNutz that double as an extra brake light."

      Pun Intended? Cleaver...
      • 6 Years Ago
      I hope they have recalls for starting electrical fires.
      • 6 Years Ago
      The must have gift this Christmas for all rednecks.
      • 6 Years Ago
      "...cleaver testes..."

      Did he actually say cleaver and testes in the same sentence? Quick, get an editor before someone gets hurt.

      At least it wasn't "beaver", that would have been, well, clever.

      • 6 Years Ago
      I think I found a gag gift for my brother... now if I know how to hook it up to a civic
        • 6 Years Ago
        Except... Everybody knows that Civics have no balls...
      • 6 Years Ago
      Completely inappropriate. I hope anyone who attaches these to their truck (or any vehicle) reaps nothing but negative karma.

      This is not an accessory for nice people, only deviants.
        • 6 Years Ago
        Some cities have already made these things illegal.
      • 6 Years Ago
      I did once find a pair of TruckNutz amusing, and liked a driver more for them rather than less.

      They were on a Geo Metro.
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