• Sep 26th 2008 at 5:58PM
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If we had a turbocharged BMW E46 M3 that kicked out 630 horsepower to the rear wheels, we'd be pretty damn proud of it. In fact, we'd likely head right over to our old man's house and take him for a spin. Hopefully he wouldn't react to our ass-kicking, super-tuned Bimmer like the dad in this video did. Watch and listen as the young man behind the wheel barely engages the accelerator and his old man freaks the hell out. The entire 1:28 is basically a profanity-laced tribute to the scared parent with no need for speed. Our favorite part is when Dad puts his hand on the dash and begs his offspring to slow down. Classic. Hit the jump to see for yourself, unless you're easily offended by swearing, because every third word could be censored on broadcast television. Thanks for the tip, everyone!

[Source: Streetfire]

Some dad's first reactions on M3 Turbo

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      • 7 Years Ago
      that looks like the 405 or 22 fwy ? is that in oc?
      • 7 Years Ago
      errr gee dad,do u kiss ure kids with that mouth??
      Das Auto
      • 7 Years Ago
      this thing is a F'ing son of a bitch *evil giggle*

      HAHA. This is good.
      • 7 Years Ago
      I have a coworker who bought his teenage son a used BMW. The son crashed the car and died. Now, that's a wound that will never heal for that father.

      I know another guy, a dentist, whose teenage daughter took his new Lexus SC too fast around a highway exit, flipped it, and scraped her left face down to the bone. She looked worse that Half-Face from the Batman movie. She'll be going through multiple reconstruction surgeries rest of her life, and she will never look the same.

      Fast cars don't scare me. Idiots with fast cars scare the hell out of me.
      • 7 Years Ago
      My father would have said on an 630rwhp m3 turbo... Is that it?
      • 7 Years Ago
      haha! what a sweet dad! what a sissy! ROFL
      • 7 Years Ago
      Sounds like me when I rode in a Nissan GT-R. When you're not behind the wheel, there's an insuppressible feeling that you are going to die, even if you know in your mind that you're perfectly safe. You just can't help but be more than a little bit unnerved when the car's doing 50mph towards a stationary object only 30 feet away, even if you know the car's brakes and tires are more than capable of stopping in time.
      • 7 Years Ago
      The best thing is that from all that the kid, who sounds like underage, was happy because all that was going to make a good video... LOL LOL LOL

      Nice car... where did the kid get the money??? Allowance?
        • 7 Years Ago
        Sadly enough, more likely than not. He seems like a spoiled brat, and Pop sounds like he's more intrested in being the cool guy than being an actual father.
      • 7 Years Ago
      If that really is the kids' father, I don't want to get to know this kid now, let alone in another 10 or 15 years.

      Nothing against the M3 but this video is hardly a decent demonstration of its best qualities. Rather, the vid is a set-up to some goofy "I'm so impressed with your ride" garbage. And, at that, there's too much traffic around for my comfort zone for any kind of demonstration - even a lame one such as this -and especially so with an obviously inexperienced driver at the wheel.

      I want that minute and a half back...
      • 7 Years Ago
      The kid needs to learn how to shift properly. Nice car though.
      • 7 Years Ago
      I would have been really impressed if this was on a track. Then he could have actually opened it up. Sort of like that video from last week or so with Ricardo Patrese driving his wife on a track (Link below). I'd love to see this car on a track, but it really just makes me angry to see him risking lives on the street.

      • 7 Years Ago
      Very nice sound
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