Alright, fun is fun, but enough is enough. We wish one day would go by when we didn't have cause to redefine the term "auto erotic". First it was the amorous peacock and the Lexus. Then it was Jenna Jameson's Lamborghini. Then the whole Max Mosley affair with the Nazi hookers. Most recently we had the MINI Clubman dressed up like a dominatrix. And now this.
Edward Smith, 57, of Washington State, loves cars. Well yeah, don't we all? No, but this guy actually loves cars, and has confessed to copulating with some 1,000 vehicles. We don't really want to imagine how exactly he goes about that, but we're sure he must be on good terms with the staff down at the local Jiffy Lube. At least we can give this condition its own name now: mechaphilia. Seriously. Ed is part of a 500-member group of "mechaphiles" who profess the same infatuation. Follow the link to read more, if you must. Thanks to all who tipped in.
[Source: The Telegraph]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Mehdi Cheddadi @ May 22nd 2008 3:12PM
I don't want this in my autoblog. kthxbai
Benfolio @ May 22nd 2008 3:15PM
Maybe he got confused and thought it was the gum, and not the car??
Andrei @ May 22nd 2008 8:25PM
I agree.
Nellydesign @ May 22nd 2008 3:15PM
Does he have a mullet of some kind? Color me surprised.
Ray @ May 22nd 2008 3:16PM
hope they don't get it on with a carbon fiber part...ouch, those fibers would hurt.
purecoda @ May 22nd 2008 3:16PM
"tipped in"
ha!
Mike Lee @ May 22nd 2008 3:21PM
Really gives a new meaning to "Auto-erotic" doesn't it?
SPF @ May 22nd 2008 3:21PM
WTF
Benfolio @ May 22nd 2008 3:25PM
Aww, now this is just CUUUTE!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-5_672780n.jpg
Soccer Mom @ May 22nd 2008 3:25PM
His rights to own a dealership or a garage should be revoked by the Supreme Court.
Flea @ May 22nd 2008 3:27PM
STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY ALFA!!!
Benfolio @ May 22nd 2008 6:54PM
At least Neff's Alero will be safe.
ZING!
Gregg @ May 22nd 2008 3:29PM
OK, I admit it. I thought for a moment about what he would actually do to "make love to a car." I got nuthin'. Anyone out there know?
Moneyman @ May 22nd 2008 3:35PM
Its better if you just let your mind roam
Talisman @ May 22nd 2008 4:16PM
gear shifter...
icu812ru469 @ May 22nd 2008 3:40PM
Wonder if he likes slender cars like Lamborghinis, petite like a Civic, or big mommas like the Yukon? Long live dumb, sick, rednecks, with mullets !!!!
Mike Lee @ May 22nd 2008 3:44PM
If he does what I THINK he does, I hope the next car he makes 'love' to backfires and puts him out of his (misery) pleasure.
rouse42 @ May 22nd 2008 3:50PM
i heard that Max Mosleys a member of the club.
Snutz @ May 22nd 2008 3:50PM
"We don't really want to imagine how exactly he goes about that"
You wouldn't have to imagine, if you read Jalopnik every once in a while.
http://jalopnik.com/cars/get-your-motor-runnin/sex-with-cars-a-tutorial-285522.php
Watch out for those dragons.
Berto @ May 22nd 2008 6:46PM
WTF?!
So glad I chose Autoblog