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Tailgater: this guy really loves cars
Alright, fun is fun, but enough is enough. We wish one day would go by when we didn't have cause to redefine the term "auto erotic". First it was the amorous peacock and the Lexus. Then it was Jenna Jameson's Lamborghini. Then the whole Max Mosley affair with the Nazi hookers. Most recently we had the MINI Clubman dressed up like a dominatrix. And now this.
Edward Smith, 57, of Washington State, loves cars. Well yeah, don't we all? No, but this guy actually loves cars, and has confessed to copulating with some 1,000 vehicles. We don't really want to imagine how exactly he goes about that, but we're sure he must be on good terms with the staff down at the local Jiffy Lube. At least we can give this condition its own name now: mechaphilia. Seriously. Ed is part of a 500-member group of "mechaphiles" who profess the same infatuation. Follow the link to read more, if you must. Thanks to all who tipped in.
[Source: The Telegraph]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Mehdi Cheddadi 3:12PM (5/22/2008)
I don't want this in my autoblog. kthxbai
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Benfolio 3:15PM (5/22/2008)
Maybe he got confused and thought it was the gum, and not the car??
Andrei 8:25PM (5/22/2008)
I agree.
Nellydesign 3:15PM (5/22/2008)
Does he have a mullet of some kind? Color me surprised.
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Ray 3:16PM (5/22/2008)
hope they don't get it on with a carbon fiber part...ouch, those fibers would hurt.
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purecoda 3:16PM (5/22/2008)
"tipped in"
ha!
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Mike Lee 3:21PM (5/22/2008)
Really gives a new meaning to "Auto-erotic" doesn't it?
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SPF 3:21PM (5/22/2008)
WTF
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Benfolio 3:25PM (5/22/2008)
Aww, now this is just CUUUTE!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-5_672780n.jpg
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Soccer Mom 3:25PM (5/22/2008)
His rights to own a dealership or a garage should be revoked by the Supreme Court.
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Flea 3:27PM (5/22/2008)
STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY ALFA!!!
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Benfolio 6:54PM (5/22/2008)
At least Neff's Alero will be safe.
ZING!
Gregg 3:29PM (5/22/2008)
OK, I admit it. I thought for a moment about what he would actually do to "make love to a car." I got nuthin'. Anyone out there know?
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Moneyman 3:35PM (5/22/2008)
Its better if you just let your mind roam
Talisman 4:16PM (5/22/2008)
gear shifter...
icu812ru469 3:40PM (5/22/2008)
Wonder if he likes slender cars like Lamborghinis, petite like a Civic, or big mommas like the Yukon? Long live dumb, sick, rednecks, with mullets !!!!
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Mike Lee 3:44PM (5/22/2008)
If he does what I THINK he does, I hope the next car he makes 'love' to backfires and puts him out of his (misery) pleasure.
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rouse42 3:50PM (5/22/2008)
i heard that Max Mosleys a member of the club.
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Snutz 3:50PM (5/22/2008)
"We don't really want to imagine how exactly he goes about that"
You wouldn't have to imagine, if you read Jalopnik every once in a while.
http://jalopnik.com/cars/get-your-motor-runnin/sex-with-cars-a-tutorial-285522.php
Watch out for those dragons.
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Berto 6:46PM (5/22/2008)
WTF?!
So glad I chose Autoblog