• May 2, 2008
Click above for a high-res gallery of the Geiger Ford F650.

When the fit hits the shan, we've got two phone calls to make: our Cayman Islands-based banker and Geiger cars. For 99,000 euro we can protect our loved ones while punching through some of the most wicked terrain this side of Dakar in the robust luxury of the German tuner's interpretation of the Ford F-650. Weighing in at 5.2-tons and stretching over 21-feet long, the Geigerfied uber-truck finds motivation from a tweaked 6.7-liter Cummins turbodiesel putting out 320 hp and 738 lb.-ft. of torque. Grunt is shoveled to a six-speed Allison 3000 automatic gearbox and on down to a biggie-sized driveshaft that powers the four, 22-inch rear wheels. Both the suspension and brakes are air-powered, and if we're willing to shell out a bit more cash, we can get chrome fuel tanks, leather, navigation and, surprisingly, gull-wing doors. We think this would compliment our imaginary post-apocalyptic stable that also includes our all-time favorite RV, the Wothahellizat.


[Source: Tuning News]


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      • 6 Years Ago
      What good is smashing through walls if you run out gas before you get there?
      • 6 Years Ago
      Good God, Let me win the lottery tomorrow night- that thing'd be my first purchase! That's seriously badassed...
      • 6 Years Ago
      Where do you find fuel in a post-apocalyptic world?
        • 6 Years Ago
        you wanna get out of here, you gotta talk to me.

        I'll drive that tankuh
      • 6 Years Ago
      Sweet chocolate Christ... WANT.
      • 6 Years Ago
      Whats it doing with a Cummins in it? Shouldn't it have a Power Croak in it?
      • 6 Years Ago
      Nice to see a non-American company come up with something as ridiculously stupid as this for once.
      • 6 Years Ago
      Watch out, Ironhide!
      • 6 Years Ago
      Transformers2
      • 6 Years Ago
      turret mounts optional.
      • 6 Years Ago
      I love this vehicle. However, you would need to own a small middle eastern country with your own oil supply to keep the tank filled!
        Tim Butterworth
        • 6 Years Ago
        i don't think that was US bashing, more like "this truck is big enough to tow an entire country." YOU brought up small middle eastern country as the oil supply rather than texas, alaska, russia, venezuela, etc. And how else would you tow home a country then by invading it first. some people just read what they want to read
        • 6 Years Ago
        Ahhhhhh. Whats a day on Autoblog without someone bashing the US?
        • 6 Years Ago
        correction, invade some "small middle eastern country" with an oil supply, then tow it back home.
      • 6 Years Ago
      Ford's commercial line is available with either InterTRASHinal or Cummins (and maybe Catapillar) in it. Those trucks are made more for people who tow large goose necks and multihorse trailers...only the truly obsurd want to drive somthing like that for the heck of it.

      I know a guy who had something like that to tow his two race cars. He actually had to upgrade because it didn't have enough power to get up the hills. Now he has a Columbia Freightliner with a C-16 Cat..scale weight with cars and equipment is 68,000....THAT is a truck.
      • 6 Years Ago
      My favorite post-apoctalyptic vehicle is still the killdozer. I'd just modify it a little so that you could actually, ya know, get out of the thing once you start it up. More info here:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer_%28bulldozer%29
      There's some youtube videos out there about it too, but I'm too lazy to look them up.
      Anyway, that's my 2 cents for the week.
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