http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/ Autoblog Comments for Microsoft heading to NASCAR http://www.autoblog.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.autoblog.com en-us Copyright 2008 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/Mar 27th 2008 6:12PMhttp://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/Mar 27th 2008 6:12PMhttp://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/ MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES A MAJOR CORPORATE DIVERSIFICATION
INTO THE CAR-MAKING BUSINESS.


The major design criteria are:

1. Economies in interior design are based upon uniform size. Seats are all the same size and a standard distance from the steering wheel

2. The cars will run only on Microsoft petrol. (Microsoft LP Gas will be announced soon.)

3. The oil, alternator, low-fuel, and engine management system warning lights will be replaced by a single "General Car Protection Fault" warning light.

4. Delivery strategy is such that the consumer is under constant pressure to upgrade (modestly priced "upgrade" kits will be available either dealer-fitted or self-install). Support for self-install is an extra cost option. The cost is based upon the number of calls and the number of callers.

5. You can have only one person in the car at a time, unless you buy CarXP or CarVista, but having bought one of these, you still need to purchase more seats.

6. Occasionally, for no reason at all, the car will die for no apparent reason, and restarting is a simple turn of the key ... strangely, this is accepted as normal.

7. Every time the lines on your normal road are repainted, you must buy a new MS Car.

8. People would get excited about the new features of the Microsoft car, forgetting that the same features have been available from other car makers for years.

And not to forget:

9. Sun MicroSystems will make a car that is solar-powered, twice as reliable, and five times as fast, but will run on only 5 percent of currently constructed roads.

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I guess you can mix-and-match the stickers!]]>Mar 27th 2008 6:39PMhttp://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/Mar 27th 2008 6:44PMhttp://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/Mar 27th 2008 7:16PMhttp://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/Mar 27th 2008 8:56PMhttp://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/Mar 27th 2008 6:35PMhttp://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/27/microsoft-heading-to-nascar/
This is not the first time Microsoft has sponsored a car in Cup. From the 2006 season:

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