Big in Transylvania: The Dracula Logan
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Who knew the Prince of Darkness was into Eastern European econocars? After all, he is immortal, so you'd think he'd want something that'd probably last him a little longer than a Dacia Logan. Then again, Transylvania was part of Dacia in ancient times, so maybe this is how he cheekily shows his sense of nostalgia. In any case, there's no accounting for personal taste, and from the looks of things, Dracula's is pretty bad. Look at those airbrushed scenes on the bodywork; the wall-to-wall Alcantara interior; the red LED "starlight" headliner; the custom "Dracula" badging; the coffin-shaped amp housings; the 8-million-speaker audio system -- clearly, this was a project he eagerly sunk his teeth into. From the looks of things, chicks dig it, too. At least until he sinks his teeth into them. Still, the thought of eternal life with a Dacia Logan -- particularly this one -- makes a stake through the heart seem like a pretty good option.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
AlexP 12:07PM (2/27/2008)
wat
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Vlad Tepes 4:08PM (2/27/2008)
This car! It sucks! Bwauahahaha!
SPG 12:36PM (2/27/2008)
Goth kids either ride the bus or drive econo cars I find.
One goth kid I knew in highschool wanted a black Civic hatch with a chrome skull on the hood.
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geo.stewart 12:38PM (2/27/2008)
i heard all alcantera interior and thought cool. until i saw the pictures. never thought i'd yearn for a chrysler interior, but...
obviously, 'everything in moderation' still holds true
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Bill 2:14PM (2/27/2008)
I would have done the interior in a coffin-like off-white satin instead.
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L.Wood 2:54PM (2/27/2008)
Let's hope the U. S. Congress does not get wind of this vehicle's graphics. They will mandate blood sucking bat and vampire graphics for all SUVs to highlight the anti-enviroment attitude of their owners. Then Congress will move on to hybrids by mandating fuzzy bunny graphics with the cute little bunnies dancing in fields of flowers and fauna. Yuck.
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A&W 3:14PM (2/27/2008)
Why go through all the trouble with the airbrush and interior and leave most of the exterior that rusty brown color?
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Dave 6:55PM (2/27/2008)
uh... blood?
DIRETTORE 9:58PM (2/27/2008)
* Actually this car is one of the better values in its category!
Its essentially a rebadged Renault & it sells for peanuts!
4 doors, seats 5, reliable Renault engine & it has a starting price of 5,999 EU!!!
They even have a Racing Edition!
razvan 4:36AM (2/28/2008)
THANK YOU BRAM STOKER!!! your stories still inspire us, no matter how ignorant and stupid...
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Polly Prissy Pants 8:49AM (2/28/2008)
Wow, that's just confusing.
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