• Jan 30, 2008
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The Hummer brand is all about strength and capability, but for some reason the smaller and less capable the Hummer, the better it sells. Talented motorcycle sketch artist Oberdan Bezzi must have had this in mind when he penned the Hummer H2 450 scooter, because the mini-cycle would likely fit in the pickup bed of the upcoming H3T. Bezzi borrowed several Hummer design queues for his moped, including the Hummer gas cap, chunky sheet metal, and we're guessing the seven bar grille. In this instance, the 2 in H2 stands for the amount of wheels and the 450 stands for Bezzi's imaginary 450 cc powerplant.

While we love Bezzi's imaginitive drawings, we're afraid his Hummer-branded scooter made some of our neurons misfire. We don't care how knobby the tires are, scooters and mud just don't mix. Hummer doesn't make scooters for the same reason we don't see Harley Davidson-branded roller skates. Jeep did make the Compass, but we digress. We'd change that opinion, however, if Governor Schwarzenegger drove the two-wheeler to all of his public speaking engagements.

[Source: Scooter Design via Jalopnik]


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      • 7 Years Ago
      • 7 Years Ago
      needs more lens flare
      • 7 Years Ago
      "...for some reason the smaller and less capable the Hummer, the better it sells..."

      Priceless! Thanks for the laugh.
      • 7 Years Ago
      • 7 Years Ago
      This officially confirms that the Hummer brand has jumped the shark.

      Not a moment too soon, either.
      • 7 Years Ago
      At least this Hummer doesn't run the risk of getting keyed or have its tires slashed by some pissed off greenie. My neighbors brand new H3 is at Maaco getting the drivers side of the car re-painted after some punk kid engraved his own phalic "d***less" artwork on it.

      I guess that's the price of owning a Hummer.
      • 7 Years Ago
      I don't like Hummers, but this isn't too bad.
      • 7 Years Ago
      mmmmph... sorry i just barfed. Thats all i have to say.
      • 7 Years Ago
      pff...Get a Rokon

      http://www.rokon.com/products/index.htm

      Nothing else can touch it off road.
      • 7 Years Ago
      They finally came out with a product that is truly representative of all the personalities of the people who drive those pointless H2 & H3's.
        • 7 Years Ago
        "They finally came out with a product that is truly representative of all the personalities of the people who drive those pointless H2 & H3's."


        I drive one and whats my personality like?

        btw I take it you drive a VW beetle? right? right.......and I know what type of personality that is..............
        • 7 Years Ago
        I think he means people with "compensation" issues. And yes, that's what EVERYBODY thinks when they look at you.

        Enjoy your Hummer.
        • 7 Years Ago
        At least build a quad or dirtbike. A scooter...that truly is a laughable.
        • 7 Years Ago
        I guess some of you think it's alright to be so judgemental, then. I've never met one Hummer driver that has met that stereotype, honestly none of you really have neither.
      • 7 Years Ago
      When they make a 450hp quad-bike, I'll be on board.... I'm not impressed with a 450cc scooter.
      • 7 Years Ago
      "....because the mini-cycle would likely fit in the pickup bed of the upcoming H3T."

      Since you can't even get a mountain bike into the bed of an H2 SUT, what makes you think a scooter is going to fit into an H3T?
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