Some say his political views are frightening. Others say he's got a growing group of supporters. All we know is...he's called Jeremy Clarkson.
Back in August we brought you a report that the celebrity host of BBC television's hit program Top Gear had a petition started in his name to promote his popular candidacy for British Prime Minister. Not that he's in any way declared his intension to run for public office, but the petition that was at 15,000 signatures at the end of the summer has now nearly doubled.
In light of the mounting public support, British tabloid the Daily Mail has put together a mock platform for Jezza, the world's most famous automotive journalist, should he decide to run. Some of the platform's highlights call for promoting global warming by incentivizing gas-guzzling automobiles, while banning diesels and hybrids; shutting down the public health & safety department; arming constables in order to intimidate youth; abolishing speed cameras; promoting the glory of the British Empire; withdrawing from the EU and ending relations with the US; and reinstituting medieval punishment methods and public executions.
We say shoot for the moon and land among the stars: Clarkson for Transportation Minister.
[Source: Daily Mail]













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Andrew @ Jan 6th 2008 8:21PM
I don't live in the UK, so the idea sounds great to me. I bet he's a halfway intelligent guy when he's not trying to entertain everyone.
Big Rocket @ Jan 7th 2008 3:34PM
A half-way intelligent guy is also a half-way idiot. When he is not talking rubbish about cars (engine horsepower), he talks rubbish about life in general (identity fraud).
Clarkson's rubbish about cars:
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/03/05/hp-101-top-gear-provides-false-info-on-gt500-horsepower-rating/
Clarkson's rubbish about things other than cars:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm
SOhp101 @ Jan 6th 2008 8:27PM
Definitely agree with the Clarkson for Transportation Minister part... can't imagine him as a prime minister though.
Random Task @ Jan 6th 2008 8:36PM
Isn't the prime minister the head of the party with the most seats in Parliament? You can't run for Prime Minister without being the head of the majority party or leadership coalition parties.
Andrew @ Jan 6th 2008 8:38PM
Captain obvious strikes again. Haha, just kidding mate, cheers.
Mke @ Jan 6th 2008 10:17PM
Andrew,
Can you be more European?
lol jk :D
Motorhead! @ Jan 6th 2008 8:40PM
i cant stand this guy, people give him too much credit.
LeRobert @ Jan 6th 2008 8:48PM
Elaborate, please.
He's fantastic as a TV personality...
bobfranks @ Jan 6th 2008 9:02PM
Screw it, give him a chance.
Look at the US, Regan was a Movie Star, and hell we have the Governator in Cali.
tankd0g @ Jan 6th 2008 9:49PM
Sounds like a future primeminister to me.
Mke @ Jan 6th 2008 10:18PM
He's very talented in that he has a great unpolitically correct sense of humor yet remains professional enough.
James @ Jan 6th 2008 9:09PM
I, for one, welcome our new Jezza overlord.
Farris @ Jan 7th 2008 11:45AM
I absolutely NEVER thought I would see an "I, for one,..." joke on Autoblog.
Well played, sir. I tip my hat to you.
Maestro1 @ Jan 6th 2008 9:13PM
I used to live in the UK, and I have to say that if he does run he will be miles better than anybody that Labour or the Conservatives can put up against him. The political parties there are not only practically identical, but practically useless too.
I'd love to see him enact that no-door policy for cars that he thought of in Africa, and to see him get rid of the Yobs that run rampant in the UK.
Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister!
*Slogan* 'Come on, how much worse could it be?'
tbirdman @ Jan 6th 2008 9:17PM
im in favor of the dismantling of the traffic camera empire. plus he is a halfway intelligent guy at least and in the us could not be worse then bush.
Andrew @ Jan 6th 2008 9:57PM
Cute.
DS @ Jan 6th 2008 9:19PM
wonder what would happen to the jobs of the traffic cops?
tankd0g @ Jan 6th 2008 9:55PM
Their batteries would be recycled and enclosures could be made into Owl nesting boxes.
DS @ Jan 6th 2008 10:09PM
i said COPS
not CAMERAS
Andrew @ Jan 6th 2008 10:13PM
They've already been replaced with cameras.