Top ten most phallic cars courtesy of Motive
We've all thought about it. We've all talked about it. And now, Motive magazine has made a list about it: the cars most likely to remind one of some gender specific nether regions. We're not going to spend too much time discussing the questionable inclusions (Lotus 7?) and omissions (C3 Corvette, especially '74-'82) on this list, because it'll get NSFW in a few sentences. It is enough to say that the topic provides for plenty of ribald associations, and we're pretty sure it's the first time that "Toyota," "James Bond," and "cold-cocked" have appeared in the same paragraph. And while there is plenty of room for discussion, for our money, car #2 is the real champion. "Classic meat-and-two-veg." Ha.
[Source: Motive Mag]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
jason.d.geary 7:58PM (12/05/2007)
uhhhh no crossfire?
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PassingAlong 8:00PM (12/05/2007)
No first or second gen Tib?
http://www.internetautoguide.com/reviews/45-int/sports-cars/hyundai/tiburon/1997/index.html
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Yaroukh 3:35AM (12/06/2007)
ROFL
Toy Yoda 8:01PM (12/05/2007)
Swap out the Alfa 8c for the Mercedes SLR McLaren. The 8c's "triangle" evokes memories of the complement to the phallus. The the McLaren looks like a ribbed condom.
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J M C 3 8:09PM (12/05/2007)
The Oscar Meyer wienermobile wasn't even mentioned?
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Kai 3:16AM (12/06/2007)
What about the Magnum?
In name and shape, it evokes the lower horn.
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ugg.tryptophan 8:23PM (12/05/2007)
"...no car company since has captured the spirit of male genitalia quite so thrustingly", quote of the year
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iDevin 8:28PM (12/05/2007)
What? No Corbin Sparrow/Myers NmG?
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Justuce Gustine 12:02AM (12/06/2007)
Corbin Sparrow?
that looks like a big nose to me
nimeye 8:31PM (12/05/2007)
Man, those guys must have some funky STDs.
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Farris 8:38PM (12/05/2007)
Yeah, going by the angle of the picture of the Lotus 7....
I can see it now: "What is that little thingy hanging off it? Does your penis have a penis?"
Larry 8:58PM (12/05/2007)
Ah, you sexy stud.... I bet you are hung? I am not sure if my '03 is second or third gen Tib! But! my 1967 (first in Miami) Musting Gt 390 fastback, my 69, 70, Mercurys with 429's, my 71 Mach 1 Cobra Jet 429, my De Tomaso Pantera, my 87 Buick Grand National, my 89 20th Anniversary Turbo Trans-Am, etc........... may have seemed like an attempt to "make up for" what YOU PROBABLY DO NOT HAVE! Trust me on TWO things: I am (alas) nearing retirement now, so spending what THOSE kind of cars cost TODAY would be foolish........ OH AND TO YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE: hahahahaha...... Just go on IMAGINING that guys with hot cars have "issues" you know where! If you want proof that SOME GUYS drive sexy cars and have NOTHING AT ALL for which to compensate (yes, and good English spoken as well,) feel free to request PICS to show the GOODS!
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nimeye 9:09PM (12/05/2007)
Overreact much? The article and comments are geared towards cars that are phallic in appearance. Nowhere have I seen anyone calling into consideration penis size. Besides, I don't think a Hyundai owner has ever been accused of having a small wang.
Fumiki 11:21PM (12/05/2007)
Larry, I really think this was the type of thing you save for therapy. Remember, buddy - its not your fault. Its not your fault.
Larry 9:00PM (12/05/2007)
(my tirade was intended for "Passing along!"
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jh 9:08PM (12/05/2007)
Last time I gassed up, two girls came up to me and, I kid you not, said, "You have a sexy car... It looks like a huge penis!!"
I drive an RX-8, and it definitely takes the cake... the fender flares even look anatomically like the glans of the penis...
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Hank 12:08PM (12/06/2007)
hahaha i was gonna mention that exact thing!!!
i still love my 8 though, giant penis and all lol
RicardoHead 9:11PM (12/05/2007)
Where's the Mini?
I mean, uhhhhhhhhhh, Freightliner.
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naggs 9:13PM (12/05/2007)
lotus 7???
wtf?
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Damian 9:23PM (12/05/2007)
After looking at that top ten list, I'm really wondering if the person who wrote it has ever seen a penis... A Lotus 7? Who the hell has a penis with a roll cage?
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