• Nov 27, 2007

It's official. The Pontiac Aztek can get uglier. Way uglier. For some reason, someone thought the Aztek would be a suitable vehicle to build into a show car (a loose term in this case), and they proceeded to give it Lamborghini doors, yellow interior trim with cloth seats, a train horn (huh?), light bar (for what?), and a paint job that includes several monkeys (are you as confused as we are?). The result is less of a show car and more of a distasteful and offensive security vehicle that patrols the monkey house at the zoo. The description states that it is a "real must have for your business or collection" and that it's "a real showstopper and a great advertisement." Yeah. Right. On a positive note, it's never been damaged (at least in an accident), and it has new tires. As of now there are no bids, so feel free to start with one at $12,000, or if you just can't wait there is a "buy it now" price of $18,500.

[Source: eBay Motors]



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      • 7 Years Ago
      I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but I'm thinking "I've fallen, and I can't get up!", probably isn't a good selling point, especially with such an.....ummmmm.... unique vehicle.
        • 7 Years Ago
        Ya know, to someone, she's a very special woman and propz to her for having the guts to do it. To that end, all, let's stay on topic of the vehicle which is...um...."unbelievable".

        Not sure what about an Aztec really would drive someone to do something like that?? They got it for free from their Aunt maybe, and figured, what the h*ll...I could buy a used M3 or plow a bunch of money into making what was the ugliest-truck-ever even moreso! (???)

        Any other Aztec Tunerz out there to shed light on this?
      • 7 Years Ago
      ...that is just terrible
      • 7 Years Ago
      Bite the banana? Indeed!
      • 7 Years Ago
      • 7 Years Ago
      what's the saying? "No matter how you polish a turd......."
      • 7 Years Ago
      Could someone explain to me why the monkey is holding a gun? And a badly drawn one at that.
      http://i23.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/c7/53/4358_1.JPG

        • 7 Years Ago
        Wry political commentary, perhaps?
      • 7 Years Ago
      Don't forget the Aztek was the original crossover. Modest power, bland/ugly looks, mediocre fuel economy, and a towing capacity barely above a large sedan. Basically a car that excels in nothing. Sounds like a crossover to me.
        • 7 Years Ago
        don't forget it has a tent in the back too!
      • 7 Years Ago
      Not sure it will get him a bid or not, but you have to admit the seller found a way to get folks to his auction.
      • 7 Years Ago
      So bizarre. Somebody tell that lady she's not a model, I don't want to do it. It's things like this that reinforce my feelings about Florida. I hate Florida.
        • 7 Years Ago
        I think in this case the model fits the car...right?
      • 7 Years Ago
      I looked, I laughed, I left!
      • 7 Years Ago
      Seriously you guys, I was trying to eat breakfast.
      • 7 Years Ago
      So uhh... painted with monkeys or painted by monkeys?

      and WTF

      http://i23.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/c7/53/3edf_1.JPG

      Yikes! Good job selling sexy.
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