
Here's a familiar morning routine now that the weather's turning colder: start car, set heat on high, retreat inside to finish coffee. There's plenty of debate for and against the practice of warming up by idling, but the unfortunate story of this ZJ could bolster the argument for just getting in and going. eBayer buickonly had his 1996 Grand Cherokee swiped from his driveway one morning as it sat innocently trying to generate some warmth. What had been a nice clean vehicle ended up having its nose bashed in and was abandoned after becoming wedged between two trees. The coniferous atomic wedgie sheared off an exterior door handle, so there's only three working doors, and a Lincoln Town Car donated its proboscis to some crude rhinoplasty, but at least it's got lights out front again. Naturally, his wife refuses to ride in it, especially with it's rattle-can chic paint job, so buickonly's trying to unload it. If you've got a need for a vehicle that doesn't have to be pretty, bids start at $1,600.
Thanks for the tip, Erik!











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Chaz @ Nov 12th 2007 8:11PM
Looks way better than a facelifted US Focus
freespeech @ Nov 12th 2007 8:25PM
Isn't that the Toyota FJ Looser.
Dan Roth @ Nov 12th 2007 8:56PM
As opposed to the FJ Tighter?
Seminole @ Nov 12th 2007 9:19PM
Omg, Dan, that was great!
Justin @ Nov 14th 2007 8:40AM
with freespeech I guess you get what you pay for...
Ted @ Nov 12th 2007 8:55PM
Best laugh I've had today!
SPG @ Nov 12th 2007 9:35PM
I love it so much.
500 @ Nov 12th 2007 9:59PM
A Chris Bangle styling exercise for the new Rolls-Royce SUV?
CastleCharles @ Nov 12th 2007 10:36PM
I thought this was a spy shot of the new Lincoln Aviator....
Big jim @ Nov 12th 2007 11:09PM
some one ruinded a ZJ
priusguy @ Nov 12th 2007 11:10PM
Nice Lincoln front end. It looks like something out of Madmax.
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strongbadinator @ Nov 13th 2007 1:19AM
Not a mustang! YAAAYYYY!!!!!!!
rndmnme @ Nov 13th 2007 6:25AM
Obviously this if the new Family Truckster, Griswald edition.
Darren @ Nov 13th 2007 6:34AM
Wow. I did not think you could make one of these pigs look worse. WRONG!!!
Ya mean with all the Cherokee's lying in scrap yards ya could not find the right nose?
cowboy bob @ Nov 13th 2007 8:50AM
It doesn't have the right nose?????
aman @ Nov 13th 2007 3:41PM
wow. head on collision, and they forgot to remove the other cars front fascia.
A lincoln Grand Cherookee.
And the damn thing is sagging
I'll take it for -$300
and even at that you'll have to convinve me