SEMA 2007: The Phantom Hummer
by Jonathon Ramsey on Nov 1st 2007 at 10:34AM 
click above image to view more pics of the Phantom Hummer
The people who make the Phantom Hummer want you to know that your imagination is their only limitation. Of course, if this is what resides in your imagination, there are probably people you should contact before you call Phantom Hummer. The doors were locked so we couldn't see why the roof needed to be replaced with a black hump, but we're sure there's a very good reason -- like it holds a bladder of champagne that is misted over the occupants via sprinklers in the headliner... Or something like that. To our eye, the only thing missing was a platinum chain hanging from the neck of the winged mascot. So if you'll excuse me, I need to make a phone call...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
John R 10:38AM (11/01/2007)
egads...when is SEMA over? It's just this week, right? Please tell me this menagerie comes to a close soon.
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James 11:56AM (11/01/2007)
It reminds me of the Bentley Dominator:
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/07/04/bentley-dominator-suv-concept/
John R 12:02PM (11/01/2007)
Ha Ha. That Bentley looks the unfortunate offspring of a Lincoln Navi and a Land Rover Defender. But the longer I look at it, the less offensive I find it.
nissanfreak87 10:46AM (11/01/2007)
guys, cover some good looking cars like the 70 Chevelle from yesterday, I'm sure HKS, Tein, GReddy, Edelbrock, etc... have some really nice cars there, go check them out!
That Hum-tom? is like sticking a hot stick in my eye
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graviton 11:03AM (11/01/2007)
You are correct about the misted champagne sprinkler system, I have a similar mod in my 1999 Chevy Prizm except it uses Tang.
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graviton 11:04AM (11/01/2007)
You are correct about the misted champagne sprinkler system, I have a similar mod in my 1999 Chevy Prizm except it uses Tang.
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Kowell 11:11AM (11/01/2007)
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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John P. 11:15AM (11/01/2007)
Worst looking Hummer I've ever seen, but it's also the best looking Rolls I've ever seen. Go figure. LOL
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GDUB 11:23AM (11/01/2007)
Ballers rejoice.
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k.w.a 11:24AM (11/01/2007)
not to beat the whole chinese car company thing to death, but this really does look like an SUV Chery or Shuanghuan would come out with.
Now I see where they get their ideas from... damn SEMA!!
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Hardy 11:35AM (11/01/2007)
Whoa. Stock rims... The UPS guy not get the 30inch LCD rims out to them in time?
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JEEPers 11:38AM (11/01/2007)
I think the black hump is the satellite tv that you see on some SUVs for internet access and what not.
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Zane 12:01PM (11/01/2007)
Good lord! What next? The Maybach Hummer (Mayhum)? That sounds nice actually. :)
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Guenther 12:21PM (11/01/2007)
Great- now I lost my appetite...
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nickson 1:48PM (11/01/2007)
The ugliest thing I'v ever seen...
Like Milla Jovovich blended with Aretha Franklin and made of cheap plastic in some china factory.
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Fooman 1:27PM (11/01/2007)
I just threw up a little in my mouth
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Luis 2:02PM (11/01/2007)
This is what happens when you marry your cousin and have offspring. This is probably the largest supply of crap I've seen from SEMA in a long time...This thing and roulette rims...c'mon!
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Jorge 2:19PM (11/01/2007)
bad taste and money does it again!!!
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a 3:27AM (11/02/2007)
wow... someone here in US dares to make such an awful, dreadful, ugliest thing and we all laugh at chinese car companies... someone please take that thing out of this planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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