Want to save the world? Buy a HUMMER

Here's a test of your unyielding devotion to all that is cloaked in green. First, let's set the scene. It's the wee hours of the morning, the wind-driven rain is still howling against your house, and you're huddled on the second floor, waiting for morning. You've spent most of the night trying to stanch the flow of water into the basement, and those hours of backbreaking labor with sandbags and utility pumps have left you dog tired, devoid of fight. The power is out, and all you've got is a safety candle and an AM radio, and you're just waiting for the incoming tide to lap off the joists beneath you. With all due respect to Gordon Lightfoot and the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald; the gales of November came early.
Among the general chaos outside, you hear the steady rhythm of an engine. Small blocks always make music, but this time the tune is particularly joyous. At once, you're on your feet, peering out the window. The thrum of 8 cylinders working hard gets ever louder as the vehicle draws near. Could it be rescuers? The National Guard? Looters? All of a sudden, you're blinded by a wash of light as a bank of KC Highlighters gets trained upon your house. You recoil, your eyes taking a moment to adjust to all the candlepower. Who is it?
[Source: Advertising Age]
Gallery: American Red Cross HUMMERs
It's your salvation, and he's driving a bright yellow HUMMER H2. While this storm is likely a manifestation of impending global climate doom and the H2 is about as morally repugnant to you as making kitten pie, for the moment, you couldn't be happier to see one. HUMMER itself is the first to admit that their brand isn't for everyone. Brand manager Megan Stooke aims to recast the machoest of GM trucks as four-wheeled saviors the world over. For sure, the demonization of the blocky SUVs has been rather extreme, especially when you consider that HUMMERs are little different from the rest of GM's trucks. Stooke wants to show how they can be a force for good, too.
A new advertising campaign called "HUMMER Heroes" demonstrating how owners and rescue personnel rely on HUMMER vehicles to help others will launch soon. GM's going to go live with a microsite where owners can send in stories and pictures detailing how they came to someone's aid with their machine. GM has donated 19 HUMMER vehicles to Red Cross chapters since 2004, and they're set to continue with that effort, ultimately delivering 72 vehicles to the organization. While the H2 initially sold on the strength of its style, there is real off-road prowess under there, as well. Serious off-roaders and disaster-response units have seen that while Hummers make big, lumbering replacements for station wagons, they're great when you've got to fight a wild fire. As one owner commented to GM, "Nobody asked me what kind of fuel economy I was getting" while he delivered water to Hurricane Katrina victims.






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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
RWD fan 10:36AM (10/31/2007)
This is almost as bad as Land Rover doing the exact same thing first.
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Menice 10:47AM (10/31/2007)
i wouldnt care if they were driving a 77 Germlin, so long as they're coming to help.
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nissanfreak87 10:51AM (10/31/2007)
If there's a flood does it turn into a boat?
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Brett 12:43PM (10/31/2007)
Typical post from you, import luver
nissanfreak87 12:53PM (10/31/2007)
sheesh, take a joke man, I mean, it turns into a submarine in the commercial, so why not a boat
again, proof that the interwebz is serious business
bill 10:52AM (10/31/2007)
Maybe an advertising campaign like this can be mildly offensive to certain people, but let's face reality - a Prius is not going to save your sorry rearend when the going gets tough.
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rem83 10:58AM (10/31/2007)
odds are pretty good a hummer wont either
Pete 12:56PM (10/31/2007)
I own an SUV similar to the H3 and I keep tow straps and a come-along on board. I've pulled people out of ditches on several occasions.
I also enjoy a good amount of off-roading. Nothing like some two and three wheel teeter-totter action. I think there is a place for Hummers and other off road capable vehicles. I realize yuppies and posers purchase these, but hey maybe one of those guys will actually use their SUV to do some good.
I know I have...
Brett 12:45PM (10/31/2007)
Actually it would. Get a clue.
Silver 10:59AM (10/31/2007)
If anyone needs the Red Cross, it's General Motors.
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Jeff 11:03AM (10/31/2007)
Nissanfreak87 -- I thought it already was a boat?
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Kowell 11:03AM (10/31/2007)
Considering the ridiculously heavy weight of the H2. If there is ever a flood, it will be the first thing to sink at the bottom.
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compy386 11:14AM (10/31/2007)
1. Weight has nothing to do whether an object sinks or floats. Technically speaking the planet Saturn has a density less than water would float.
2. Unless your car is amphibious, how is the fact that the hummer would sink different from any other car?
Kowell 8:27AM (11/01/2007)
It weights 2 tones!
Joe 8:57AM (11/01/2007)
And a Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier weighs how much?
Chuck U. Farlie 11:08AM (10/31/2007)
As long as all the local gas stations are up and running we'll be there! If not, you'll have to come and push.
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Brittany 12:22AM (11/04/2007)
Yes, Saturn would float in water....... but it would leave a ring! LOL
rearden68 11:17AM (10/31/2007)
This is why I won't donate to the red cross. Most donations probably go towards filling these pieces of crap up. And let's not pretend that GM is doing anybody any favors. With gas prices still high, they're having a hard time selling these things, so now they're giving them away to charities as a tax break.
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Brett 12:48PM (10/31/2007)
Another post by someone who doesn't have a clue. Do you say the same thing about Abrams tanks thgat suck gas defending our country? GM IS helping, YOU are not. STFU.
Erik 2:49PM (10/31/2007)
way to hold that against them!
Anyone who donates has to accept a bit of the procedes might not go exactly to where they need to.
And even if this was a corporate agreement, those are everywhere, so it shouldn't come as a surprise
The Red Cross deserves donations, glad everyone isn't as close minded as you.