UPDATE: Video of the Ugliest Mustang is available after the jump
click above image to view more high-res pics of the Ugliest. Mustang. Ever.
We were walking through the endless booths and displays at SEMA and happened to come upon this unfortunate mess of a Mustang. We don't know exactly what this pony did to deserve the hideous fake scoops, the ridiculously bad chrome wheels and trim, or the over-sized front spoiler and wing, but this thing has been beaten with the ugly stick so badly that it's hardly recognizable as the Mustang we know and love. It looks like a reject from Joel Schumacher's ugly Bat Man movie car collection. If you're the kind of person who loves looking at gruesome stuff, check out the gallery for some more pictures. Video of the vehicle is available after the jump.
I think that there's a real possibility that this car is for a movie. Can't you see this being a 'bad guy' car? It's tasteless and dumb, perfect for a villain.
-Soon to be featured in Fast and the Furious 4! -What do you get when you cross Ricer style with American Muscle? Eh, its better not to ask. -The aggressive styling makes it faster! -Everything on the car makes it faster, even the speed-holes in the grill. Duh.
I just threw up in my mouth. Seriously, it looks like somebody wanted to create the Terminator-mobile using an old JC Whitney catalog. God kills a kitten every time somebody ruins a perfectly fine automobile like this.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
T. Munday @ Oct 31st 2007 7:28PM
Good thing my dinner was as tasty coming up as it was going down.
GT @ Oct 31st 2007 11:50PM
LOL
and it was just in time for halloween... you could just imagine a guy with a rotting pumpkin for a head driving it!
Golferal @ Oct 31st 2007 7:31PM
Holy Jeezus. I mean.....wow. (mmmph) I just threw up a little in my mouth....
Lemmiwinks @ Oct 31st 2007 7:33PM
Looks like that pony's got rabies.
"It looks like a reject from Joel Schumacher's ugly Bat Man movie car collection."
Exactly what I was thinking.
mctwist16 @ Oct 31st 2007 7:35PM
MOST...ACCURATE...TITLE...EVER
Matt @ Oct 31st 2007 7:39PM
Eww.
Happy Halloween! :)
Shipey @ Oct 31st 2007 7:39PM
Tragic.
Kaptain75329 @ Oct 31st 2007 8:17PM
That says it all right here.
Mark @ Oct 31st 2007 8:35PM
agreed, I never thought I'd ever mourn a Ford's death.
chris w @ Oct 31st 2007 7:40PM
I think that there's a real possibility that this car is for a movie. Can't you see this being a 'bad guy' car? It's tasteless and dumb, perfect for a villain.
Kido1986 @ Nov 1st 2007 2:33PM
You just described virtually ALL Mustangs there :-)
/puts on flamesuit
dean @ Oct 31st 2007 7:40PM
Fun With Captions!:
-Soon to be featured in Fast and the Furious 4!
-What do you get when you cross Ricer style with American Muscle? Eh, its better not to ask.
-The aggressive styling makes it faster!
-Everything on the car makes it faster, even the speed-holes in the grill. Duh.
Lemmiwinks @ Oct 31st 2007 9:22PM
Ford's superfluous air vent storage facility explodes!
(Last minute '08 Focus redesign is implemented.)
iamhoff @ Oct 31st 2007 7:48PM
I just threw up in my mouth. Seriously, it looks like somebody wanted to create the Terminator-mobile using an old JC Whitney catalog. God kills a kitten every time somebody ruins a perfectly fine automobile like this.
Big jim @ Oct 31st 2007 7:54PM
this car makes me sick
Philthy @ Oct 31st 2007 8:01PM
Hey, this could be a really big hit with KISS and Lordi ( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Lordi_performing_at_the_ESC_2007.jpg/800px-Lordi_performing_at_the_ESC_2007.jpg ) fans.
Slag @ Oct 31st 2007 8:02PM
Truly foul buuuuut . . .
. . . not that much worse than stock.
nissanfreak87 @ Oct 31st 2007 8:02PM
this is the definition of American Rice, and proof that it exists
PJ @ Oct 31st 2007 11:54PM
+1
Cameron @ Oct 31st 2007 8:04PM
THIS is the ugliest mustang ever:
http://www.ricecop.com/view_gpic.php?id=1099&c=503&p=000503-1.jpg&make=Ford&model=Mustang