• Sep 12, 2007
Click the image above for more high-res pics (if you dare).

Just to see this thing in person is enough to cause a simultaneous spit-take and bowel evacuation – it's just that horrendous. The T2 headlamps, cross-hair grille and flat-panel rear end are all novel approaches to questions we'd never have asked, but we will say that the execution is typical of the Germanic fare we've seen in the past. We'd rehash all the details, but Alex did an exemplary job of summing it up in his initial post, and if we're forced to dwell on this anymore, it's likely we'll lose both our breakfast and last night's midnight snack.



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      • 7 Years Ago
      Indeed... this is one UGLY vehicle.
      • 7 Years Ago
      I was too stunned to comment on this earlier.

      Rockstar Games should put this into Grand Theft Auto 4. so we can blow it up. Repeatedly. In fact, have a separate statistic on the number of times you've blown this up, and when you blow up so many, have a car appear at your hideout (not this car. A Stallion or something). You can make it a mini game.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Yes, it's ugly... but it's still prettier than an Aztek.

      Although, by the same token, I am better looking than Steve Buscemi.

      Neither of those is really saying much, and when that is the specimen that you are using for a comparison, it's not exactly a compliment.
      • 7 Years Ago
      I'm gonna puke. It looks like an ugly Avenger-and the Avenger is Ugly! Ugh. What a waste.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Having to chose between this and a stock Avenger/Sebring is like choosing between two circles of hell. Would you care for "total hell" or "hell lite"?
      • 7 Years Ago
      To Damon Lavrnic:
      You must be totally blind in both eyes. The Startech looks fine to me. You appear to be the one who is in dire need of a bowel evacuation-and very soon.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Looks like the current Charger with different trim.

      bleccchh
      • 7 Years Ago
      i think their lead "designer" was a 10 year old boy that liked Legos. "oooo, more crosshairs, can the headlights shoot lasers? those tailights should be rockets....oh, oooo i want orange! yeah, what's that called, floor-resent? yeah, that."
      • 7 Years Ago
      What a waste of time and money.
      • 7 Years Ago
      snnnnkkk.......O come on, ORANGE you guys being harsh?? They ARE the only team STARTECH-ing to do Dodge Avenger (snnnkkk) 'tuner' work. Although I have to ask...ORANGE you glad they didn't touch the Viper!
      • 7 Years Ago
      someone was on crack.
      • 7 Years Ago
      I think Brabus had a bit too much to drink.
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