Microsoft developing virtual fuzzy dice for new HUD software
You read that right. Microsoft. Fuzzy dice. This is, indeed, the type of cutting edge technology that will carry the world's largest software company to new heights of profit.
To be fair, the virtual dice are a part of a Microsoft patent filing for a HUD that integrates your car's electronics, your PDA, your mobile phone, your MP3 player (or Zune for you other three), and, of course, your fuzz-covered mirror decorations. According to the patent application, the dice would even interact with the car's movement, swaying left when you turn right, getting all twisted when the A/C blows them in circles, possibly even changing colors in reaction to a really bright, hot summer. Then again, we could possibly be reading way too much into this.
Could this be a future generation of Ford's Sync? It's not too great a stretch to see a head up display integrated with the Ford system. Seeing an emoticon displayed on the windshield in a text message sure makes a lot more sense to us than having a disembodied voice read "smileyface" to us.
[Source: The Inquirer via Engadget]
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emailphil 9:46PM (8/23/2007)
Who in their right mind would want the headache of Microsoft software running their car? Nothing like a big bluescreen of death in your face!
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Rob 4:05AM (8/24/2007)
vehicle32.exe is not responding... Would you like to end task?
Microsoft Car Audio System 2007
30,000 mile Service Pack 2
You have unused gauges on your dashboard...
Click Yes if you agree to the Airbag Driver Usage Agreement.
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Tom 11:04AM (8/24/2007)
they must've also forgotten it's illegal to hang anything from your rearview mirror while in motion and is certainly the most obvious and perfect excuse for a cop to pull your ass over.
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HMS 10:20AM (8/27/2007)
RE: Who in their right mind would want the headache of Microsoft software running their car?
I would, and I like to think of myself as being in my right mind. I suppose that's debateable tho. Microsoft software is everywhere already. Heck, it's probably somewhere in your car already you just don't realize it.
1 out of every 6 people on the planet use Microsoft technology every day so they must be doing something right. Personally I'd love to have a customizable HUD in my next car - right now I'm just trying to find one I like that has decent media player integration. I would have to think this is part of Sync v.2 and if so I really hope GM gets on the trolley and starts offering this too. Sync is almost enough to make me consider the Fusion over the Camry or '08 Malibu, I just can't get by that bland styling.
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PuffyC 10:26AM (8/27/2007)
What's really funny is that if you go to the source link you'll see it's from The Inquirer which is a huge anti-Microsoft, pro anything else site, and the main ad in the middle of the page is a Microsoft ad about how the state government of Illinois said "Linux was too big a risk". I suppose money knows no political or religious boundaries.
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Mikey Rocks 8:23AM (8/31/2007)
Fuzzy Dice?! Why not get glow dice. Get with the times MS
http://www2.streetglow.com/site/garage.glowdice.php
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