Ah, steering's overrated anyway...
If we had this puppy, we'd make a CD that was an endless loop of monster truck rally radio commercials. What better soundtrack to blare out the window of this bitchin', rust-enhanced Dodge Ramcharger sporting 52" tires. Billed as an "attention getter" that "steers for the most part," this machine of undoubtedly confidence-inspiring handling can be yours for just $3,000. You know you want it."SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!..."
Thanks for the tip, Jake!
[Source: Craigslist]
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Don 12:38PM (8/16/2007)
"steers for the most part,"
--I'll bet.
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Frank 12:39PM (8/16/2007)
That thing looks hideous
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Magnus 12:42PM (8/16/2007)
Damn that thing's ballin'.
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Brad 12:43PM (8/16/2007)
Handle I'll take this and the new Aston Martin DBS, two extremes.
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EM 12:48PM (8/16/2007)
The tires alone are probably worth more than $3k
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polar 1:12PM (8/16/2007)
That's what I was thinking... if they are "new".
val 12:59PM (8/16/2007)
Sweet, just plain sweet! I want it now!!
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wahooligan82 1:09PM (8/16/2007)
It's things like this that make the rest of the world think Americans are complete and utter retards.
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Joe 1:50PM (8/16/2007)
and why i still like being an American with a sense of humor...
FermitTheKrog 1:58PM (8/16/2007)
Needs bigger tires.
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Stow B 2:20PM (8/16/2007)
Needs a set of 46 inch spinners...yo :)
Bob R. 2:15PM (8/16/2007)
"The tires alone are probably worth more than $3k"
It goes to show how much the rest is worth.
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MK 2:59PM (8/16/2007)
Cool! It's a Hot Wheels come to life!
Would I buy it? No, but some of you need a sense of humor.
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CyberMage 12:39AM (8/17/2007)
Here in WV, we already drive trucks that are bigger. And ours steer.
Barney 4:17PM (8/16/2007)
No (sloppy) steering in this lift. I wonder if it has the slant six for an engine.
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Aetius 4:19PM (8/16/2007)
"Canyonero!!!"
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Ben H. 6:03PM (8/16/2007)
Dooough-nuts..
justin 7:05PM (8/16/2007)
I wish the cops would ticket the btards who drive jacked up trucks like this, if one on those tbones someone, they will kill the other person...
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briann 12:52AM (8/17/2007)
Wusss.
What ever happened to having some fun. Doubt this is used to commute to an IBM office to write code, or count beans...
Live and be happy.
Derek 9:34PM (8/19/2007)
How about suspension?
If this thing goes over a bump the wheel wells will rip up those tires!
Get a suspension lift!
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