Opening bid on the auction was $27,164, which is exactly $1,000 more than is on the Monroney sticker of the very car at Fred Beans Subaru in Doylestown, Penn. Good try, Mr. Beans, but looks like you're gonna have to sell this one the old-fashioned way. Maybe next time start the auction at sticker and let the bids rise from there.
Thanks for the tip, Will!