Autoblog Night Watch (NSFW): The Knight Rider Stripper
America's Got Talent wasn't lacking for talent in the stripper department with Michelle L'amour in the house. And a smart stripper, too -- it's not often the contestants think to play to a judge's (i.e. David Hasselhoff's) ego. Ms. L'amour put together this creative bit starring a KITT lookalike and featuring the theme song with risque, albeit kitschy, sound bytes scattered throughout, melding a few of the things boys like best: sexy women and cars.
Did she win? Brandy obviously wasn't enthused with the Finance major-turned-stripper's antics, evident as she punched the strike buttons of her fellow judges, but it was the viewers who eliminated her in the semi-finals. Thankfully, her stripteases remain on YouTube for the forseeable future.
Thanks for the tip, Dylan!
[Source: YouTube]
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Kash 12:58AM (6/12/2007)
To be honest, I felt kinda bad for all the little kids in the audience having to shield their virgin eyes. Their parents must have been pissed.
But whatever, it was not even that hot of a act.
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Devin 1:08AM (6/12/2007)
interesting..not the best, but she could get it :)
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Endurancevm 1:28AM (6/12/2007)
Ugly women, get it off...GET IT OFF?!@#!1111
Look like AutoBlog late-night loneliness.
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Will 1:51AM (6/12/2007)
She was really blah, but the bra thing got me. It was nice seeing KITT again, but that's about it.
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robz4 2:03AM (6/12/2007)
Damn you Autoblog. I wasted 2 minutes of my life ! I should have been watching some real porno.
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omer 2:06AM (6/12/2007)
just letting you know, its "America's Got Talent" not "America's Top Talent". You should fix that.
That was a sexy act. I enjoyed it.
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John R 7:36AM (6/12/2007)
"K.I.T.T.!!! I need Ya!...to turbo-boost over that ba-donka-donk butt! And I love ba-donka-donks!"
I begining to see a trend at Autoblog (not that I mind a break from the typical import vs. domestic pissing contest):
Transformers, then Speed Racer, then Knight Rider and then Transfomers again...
I'm guessing the next non-sequitor post from AB will be about Speed Racer
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John R 7:37AM (6/12/2007)
Oh...I and also enjoyed the burlesque Knight Rider act... :-)
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SisterEvangeline 7:58AM (6/12/2007)
Holy Mary, someone get that poor girl out of that windstorm, it's blowing the clothes right off her back.
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rrr 8:40AM (6/12/2007)
WOW, that is what a REAL woman should look like, nice big and JUICY. That stripper had it all. Man what i would do to bite that, round, thich, luscious ass.
She has those thights and ass that EVERY guy wants. To hell with skinny women....give me her.
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John R 9:42AM (6/12/2007)
I'm with you on that. It's about being healthy. And she is healthy, thicky-thick but not fatty-fat is where it's at, :-).
Richard 9:21AM (6/12/2007)
A little chunk and pale for my tastes!
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mehugtree 9:53AM (6/12/2007)
Nice burlesque act! America isn't ready for a return to that ole-timey fun yet.
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Jeff 12:02PM (6/12/2007)
Easy there with the "EVERY guy wants" assertation...
I do not want those thighs or that ass.
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Sherief 12:13PM (6/12/2007)
Tasty.
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Grant Robertson 5:46PM (6/12/2007)
What's sick about this is the audiences obvious lack of sophistication and maturity. Seriously, there's no nudity and crowd reaction shots include people shielding their eyes? Really?
Oh America, the land where violence is fine for prime time, overt sensationalism is totally appropriate for local news but show a beautiful and natural human body and you'll cause a riot every time. So terribly sad.
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Photojoe 12:34AM (6/28/2007)
[QUOTE]Seriously, there's no nudity and crowd reaction shots include people shielding their eyes? Really? [ENDQUOTE]
Really, hasn't anyone seen a swimsuit lately? Do these kids have to cover their eyes at the beach or the local pool? For christ sakes until the end she was covering up more than most two piece swim suits.
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