For everybody that dreams of being driven around town in a Dodge Stratus by a professional chauffeur, your day has come. Enterprise may "pick you up," but Avis will take you wherever the hell you want to go too, and it'll only cost you $30 per hour to do it.

For now, the service is slated to be offered in ten cities, including New York, L.A., Detroit, and Chicago. We're hoping movie stars and professional athletes use such a service to forgo the danger of drunken driving and the humility (and jail time) that comes with a DUI, but until Avis fills their fleet with Bentley's and Rollers, we won't hold our breath.

[Source: Bloomberg]