As I write this, it's nighttime and monsooning here, else I'd be outside making a fool of myself for the neighbors by assuming the position you see above. So, until more reasonable conditions arrive, I'm putting the call out to you readers. The video embedded after the jump shows a trick that apparently works when you're having difficulty unlocking your car from a distance. Simply hold the keyless entry remote under your chin and try again. Apparently, your cranial cavity helps amplify the signal and boosts the unit's range. Pretty cool, even if you do look like a bit of a tool while you're doing it.
Your assignment: before-and-after distances in the comments. Go!
Thanks for the tip, Chad!