If you need a new whip in which to roll out to the Player's Ball, you'd best get your fingers tapping and mice clicking over to eBay RIGHT NOW, because the universe has aligned itself and offered up what might be the ultimate vehicle for this duty, short of Les Dunham's sublimely pimptacular Corvorado.
The '94 Jaguar XJ12 depicted here has everything you need. There's the gold leaper, gold 20" 100-spoke Daytons, Mustard/Brown two-tone finish, and our personal favorite: the custom Louis Vuitton Monogram Multicolore interior upholstery and trim. The cherry on top is the extra-classy "1 of a Kind" decal under the car's XJ12 badge. And wait -- what's this we see? It even has a new clean title! Who's the mack? You are, so bid away.
Thanks for the tip, Chuck!