It must be fast, look at all the stickers

From the too much time on his hands file, we bring you this unfortunately customized Renault Clio. The owner of this little French runabout has a serious sticker fetish, and a hankering for knicknacks, too. This car is just bristling with stuff and we're surpised that it passes any kind of safety inspection. The outside is covered in more logos than a race car with actual sponsors, and looking underhood reveals zip-tie mania. There's either a small nuclear plant providing electricity, or lots of little wiring additions to run the various lights, gauges, neon bulbs, Star Wars action figure shrines, whatever. At least we know that the United States is not the only place where people do asinine things to their cars. We can only imagine how all that schnokery rattles around when the big subwoofer's moving air. Yikes. Enough words, check out the gallery and let the images speak for themselves. Hide the children.
Gallery: Horridly customized Renault Clio
[Source: caradisiac]












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alex 11:35AM (5/13/2007)
it's almost like highly organized super-chaos...
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jeff 11:58AM (5/13/2007)
"At least we know that the United States is not the only place where people do asinine things to their cars. "
Been to Japan? You haven't seen asinine until you have seen a miniature Hello Kitty t-shirt hanging on a miniature hanger next to a miniature bowl with chopsticks in someone's rear window.
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kingvolcano 12:25PM (5/13/2007)
Damn he has a lot of sponsors!
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pr5 12:35PM (5/13/2007)
My eyes! The goggles....they do nothing!!!
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JayP 12:56PM (5/13/2007)
Wonder what his room looks like.
(Making the assumption he still lives with his parents.)
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Adam Singer 1:53PM (5/13/2007)
It looks like a Radio Shack exploded inside.
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Bill Hancock 1:54PM (5/13/2007)
Half of those things are pen holders...
wtf?
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Julius 1:55PM (5/13/2007)
I think i threw up a little bit in my mouth just now.
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SprNtrl 2:03PM (5/13/2007)
The chicks must be all over that!
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Rocket Punch 11:41AM (5/14/2007)
IN YOUR FACE! RICERS!!!!
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jb 5:33PM (5/13/2007)
Judging by the license plate, the car is from the Bordeaux area... Somebody must like his wine a little too much eh?
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roberto 7:12PM (5/13/2007)
Nice " French Ricer"
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HotRodzNKustoms 12:22AM (5/14/2007)
Dude that thing must have like 1,000,000,000hp! Do mach 8.5 and 0-60 in .1 seconds!!!! I also hear it pulls 15g's in the bend as well!!!!
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Big Mike Wood 8:35AM (5/14/2007)
How did I know that was a picture of a French persons car before reading the article?
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dskinner 4:45PM (5/14/2007)
This guy had a field day at Pep Boys! I wonder if he thinks he is as badass as the boy racers do over here?
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