• May 6, 2007

Germany has the fifth largest GDP in the world. It also has a thriving rap industry. And a huge pool of absurdly wealthy sports figures. What does that mean? Money, bling, and athletes. The perfect environment for a tuner like ASMA to grow in. It is somehow comforting to know that the country that gives us the understated Audi can also go where no Unique Whip has gone before. It is not exactly comforting, however, to lay eyes on the ASMA Eagle II Sport Edition. It was once an S-Class. It could be a Funny Car. If Morris Day and the Time were still in action, and on crack, and headed to a sonic battle with Prince in order to steal Apollonia away, this is what they would drive there. While wearing matching Stacy Adams'.

It cannot be argued, however, that the Eagle II has presence. And a nice set of 21" wheels. It means business. Exactly what business is up for a guess or two. And it will sell like mad. And for those of you who will be purchasing the new C Class, ASMA's kit for that comes out later this year. You can say it like the German rappers do: "Ja ja!"

[Source: eMercedes Benz]



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      King Volcano
      • 7 Years Ago
      To bad that wasn't the car that caught on fire.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Will, that thing -costs- almost as much as your house. That doesn't mean it's really -worth- it.

      The sad part is, I know people who would look at that and sat "that's freaking sweet." What has the world come to?
      • 7 Years Ago
      Classless POS.
      • 7 Years Ago
      The part that scares me the most is that someone, somewhere, just saw those pictures and said: "Wow, that's freaking sweet".

      Sad, really. That thing's worth almost as much as my house!
      • 7 Years Ago
      Nice awning!
      • 7 Years Ago
      I don't even think rappers will drive that POS.
      Maybe German rappers. Not American ones though.
      It should a be a national criminal offense (in Germany) to deface a Mercedes Benz like that.