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Most people are content to just leave their trailer hitch bare when they aren't pulling anything. Most people are also content to keep their reproductive organs in their pants when they're driving. And then there are those that feel as though they must use their hitch to show the world what they wish they had. For that latter group, they created bumper-nuts. The name and the photo above are pretty self-explanitory, so any further elaboration would be even more egregious than the nuts themselves, although if you must know more I would highly recommend the discourse on the subject in Episode 64 of the Bob and AJ show, where topic is covered with all the required delicacy.

Now however, in the wake of a failed attempt to ban indecent mudflaps in Arizona, Maryland Delegate LeRoy Meyers Jr. has decided to try and castrate afficiandos of vehicular testes. Meyers' district has apparently been overrun with big balls (there is no word on whether drivers of such vehicles also tend to crank AC/DC) and he feels they are vulgur and immoral. He has introduced a bill to prohibit drivers from displaying anything that looks like "anatomically correct" or "less than completely and opaquely covered" human or animal genitals, human buttocks or female breasts. Fresh roadkill or deer hunting trophies would be exempted because they are apparently real. Are there no larger issues to address in Maryland than trying to legislate bad taste?

[Source: Washington Post]

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      • 8 Years Ago
      If you hang a pair of these from the back of a monster like the Ram, don't you run the risk of sending a completely different message than intended? I mean, relative to the size of the truck those balls look pretty small, flimsy, and pathetic...

      Hmm, maybe they are sending the correct message after all.

      No need to ban these things though - otherwise, what will the rest of us on the road have to point and laugh at?
      • 8 Years Ago
      That's a great point mattlach, I have often wondered why the blue states support, taxwise, the red states, with their spoiled child resentment of all that shows taste.
      • 8 Years Ago
      Why do I feel a photoshop of that yellow truck (or even a real live screen print on the tailgate) of the goatse man is appropriate?
      • 8 Years Ago
      You might be a redneck if...
      • 8 Years Ago
      Never get the need some people have for putting idiotic things on their cars like bumper stickers, spoilers, etc.
      • 8 Years Ago

      "Anatomically correct"?

      If that were the case, wouldn't there be at least a few "fake" hairs on this product?

      I used to think bull horns on the front of cars or trucks looked juvenile...this product is LOTS more ridiculous. And besides, shouldn't it be attached at the FRONT of the truck in this picture?
      • 8 Years Ago
      My neighbor (I live in boring middle-class suburbia) has those on his truck and his family's next-door neighbors (good friends of ours) left him a polite letter on his truck asking him to take them off. He didn't. Hell, I should have just gone in with some garden shears or something.

      Funny enough, even though he goes to college in West Virginia, drives a pickup with testicles, and owns an AK-47, his girlfriend still won't admit that he's a redneck.

      Legislation in this case is stupid...let the people make fools of themselves. Or you could legalize cutting them off as well, and let people with taste take the law into their own hands.
      • 8 Years Ago
      lol Darrell, I haven't.
      Thomas C.
      • 8 Years Ago
      And the purpose for hanging balls from your truck is?
      • 8 Years Ago
      Oh my gosh, that's hilarious... I can't stop laughing...
      • 8 Years Ago
      If they ban these, how else will the rest of us identify Nascar fans from miles away?

      I guess most of them have lots of stickers too.
      • 8 Years Ago
      I think the time will come when community minded individuals begain to organize late night castrations.
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