• Feb 3, 2007

Did any of you get a chance to read this post on Autoblog? I did, and it inspired me. I must admit, I like my driving lights, even if they do make me an idiot. In honor of that revelation, I have decided to make the following list, in the best Jeff Foxworthy tradition. Ever wonder what might make you a green-neck? Well ...

  • If you know your calorie count, and your carbon footprint on any given day... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you have RSS feeds on treehugger, Ecorazzi, hugg.com and, of course, autobloggreen... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you like George Clooney because of his car and not his looks... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you make your fuel in a deep fat frier... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you think MPG is cooler than MPH... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you know that CAFE is not a nice place to eat around the corner... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you think, "Yeah, I could Live with Ed"... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you've considered moving to Europe because they've got cooler diesels over there... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you've considered moving to America because that's where the Tesla Roadster will first be available... you might be a green-neck.
  • If you think the coolest thing about the Tesla Roadster is that it's powered by batteries... you might be a green-neck.
  • And, if you just thought of something that could be added to this list... you are almost certainly a green-neck.

Got your own reasons? Add them in the comments.



I'm reporting this comment as:

Reported comments and users are reviewed by Autoblog staff 24 hours a day, seven days a week to determine whether they violate Community Guideline. Accounts are penalized for Community Guidelines violations and serious or repeated violations can lead to account termination.


    • 1 Second Ago