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Autoblog reader Brad sent us a link to the J-Body forums where we found this extraordinarily unique form of self mutilation. Reading through this forum post's comments proves this is a real tat, forever scorched with vivid Technicolor into the arm of this young man, known as zsquee24, who loves his slightly modded J-Body Cavalier a bit too much. About the odd location, the owner says, "I wanted it on my forearm so if anyone pisses me off, I can hit them with my car and not get vehiclular assault." Classy, and smart, too.
Of course, the owner's friends in the J-body.com forums have been vigorously debating whether their friend is a total idiot or if everyone should just live and let live. Some of their comments, however, had us rolling on the floor laughing.
"I would have gotten it on a hoodie or something. Cheaper and not soo permanate."
"oh my word. how are you going to explain that when you are 40?"
"What could be cooler, than a cavalier with hair growing out of it!"
"You realize you will never ....EVER....get laid again..."
"First the Z24 shoes, now this....you really kicked it up a notch."
[Source: J-Body.org]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
far jr @ Jan 26th 2007 7:51PM
That is SAD
Matt M @ Jan 26th 2007 7:52PM
That guy's gonna be pissed when he finally gets behind the wheel of something that can run the 1/4 mile quicker than the 17 seconds he's used to getting out of his crappy ass riced out J-Body. Idiot.
craig @ Jan 26th 2007 7:55PM
That's horrid, almost as bad as my Ted Nugent portrait I have on my chest.
Johnathan @ Jan 26th 2007 8:07PM
What an absolute idiot.
Big jim @ Jan 26th 2007 8:21PM
this shows how stupid some people realy are
SilverAero @ Jan 26th 2007 8:23PM
Yeah way too far. Funny save for the front it looks like a GTO
Tom @ Jan 26th 2007 9:03PM
I hate the ricer Cavilers that are around my town. They don't even have engine upgrades. Just flashy paint that isn't even that good. This guy is the worst of the worst. But I guess you can do to yourself whatever you want whenever you want.
dave @ Jan 26th 2007 9:20PM
what the heck is a "ricer caviler"?
you need some book learnin tom.
Eric @ Jan 26th 2007 9:24PM
I used to think Cavaliers were cool cars too.
...when I was 16 and had the choice of driving that or a minivan.
tom m. @ Jan 26th 2007 10:19PM
stop the flaming, geeze, if you dont like it, dont say anything!
he must love his car. dont knock him for that. i love my 88gt 5.0 mustang convertible and have that inked on my sholder.
so if you dont like cars or tattoos, dont disrespect others because 'YOU' dont like something.
Dan o @ Jan 26th 2007 10:39PM
It's like getting an AMC Gremlin tattooed on your arm back in the 70's and now having to explain why you have a picture of a lame automobile on your arm. I will attribute this to youthful ignorance.......and copious amounts of alcohol.
Dennis @ Jan 26th 2007 11:01PM
I'd rather drive a minivan. An 06' Kia Sedona minivan is faster 0-60 and quarter mile time than that cavalier..sad. A Toyota Sienna is not far behind it, either.
Dustin @ Jan 26th 2007 11:06PM
actually Tom m., this section is for COMMENTS. And my comment on this story is this guy is a complete freaking toolbox. He's got a huge, gaudy tattoo of a shitty econocar on his forearm. How drunk was he? I'm sure it'll be fun explaining to his kids, some years down the road, how he ended up with the hairy, wrinkly tattoo of a car everyone's trying to forget on his arm.
Jim P. @ Jan 26th 2007 11:55PM
And I thought my Yugo tattoo on my right arm was cool!
bathtub gin @ Jan 27th 2007 12:07AM
The man loves his car. At least it isn't a Pacer.
Itchy Biscuit @ Jan 27th 2007 12:34AM
Shoulda had it tattooed on his arse. Would have been more appropriate for that absolute turd of a vehicle....
-IB
Chris @ Jan 27th 2007 12:39AM
I hope he was drunk when he got this. If not, he's been drunk everyday since getting it.
Sabrejimmy @ Jan 27th 2007 1:00AM
You know, it could have been done with an ink pen
Patrick @ Jan 27th 2007 1:01AM
Holds Up This Picture To A Class Of 5th Graders. . . . . Now You See Boys And Girls. . . . Drugs Can Absolutely Screw Up Your Brain.
iQuack @ Jan 27th 2007 1:54AM
I wonder if he has a tattoo of a Lincoln Town Car or Cadillac DTS on his member to see if it turns into a stretch limo when he's aroused.