• Nov 9th 2006 at 11:27AM
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The folks over at Winding Road admit, as do we, that a story of a British teacher having sex with her underage pupil would not normally be an interesting topic for we single-minded gearheads. But this particular story involves the teacher's husband's yellow Porsche 911. "Eh," you might say. "No wonder the kid was attracted to Miss. Denning. What's the big deal?"

The big deal is not that this now-17-year-old student claims he and his now-26-year-old teacher had sex. The big, mysterious, unbelievable deal is that he claims they had sex in the Porsche 911. You ever been in a 911? A 928 we could see. And who hasn't had sex in a Cayenne? But a 911? Wow. Reminds us of a line from a 1995 Kevin Smith movie.

Winding Road has a link to the whole, racy, story where there is also mention of the teacher's personal Ford Ka. If they start to claim the Ka as a great place for lovers, we want proof. Multi-page diagrams, the couple's physical dimensions, the specific latitude and longitude of each person's naughty bits, etc.

(Note that the pic above is neither of the teenager or car in question, but it appears this guy also has a dirty little secret about something.)

[Source: Daily Snack via Winding Road]

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      • 8 Years Ago
      I've done it in the back of a Toyota Tercel; anything's possible.
      • 8 Years Ago
      Ohh the Cayenne rocked my world! :D Specially with the back seats down! A bit of effort, but sooooo worth it!
      • 8 Years Ago
      As a 911 owner I can tell you it's possible, cramped but possible. Won't tell you how I know that ;)
      • 8 Years Ago
      See, the definitive proof that "size doesn't matter".
      • 8 Years Ago
      dont know about a 911, but pulled it off in my old 944 Turbo while driving :)
      • 8 Years Ago
      I had sex in a 911 once...but it was by myself:)
      • 8 Years Ago
      Too bad the said interaction wasn't in a Porsche 969....
      • 8 Years Ago
      i hate to show my age, but i owned a bug eye sprite way back when.....it was a cold winter's night during my junior year at ohio state....and it is also possible in the bugeye which makes my 911 turbo seem like an expedition compared to the sprite!
      btw, it also had 13" wire wheels!
      • 8 Years Ago
      • 8 Years Ago
      "His parents found an explicit video of the blonde teacher performing oral sex on their son on his mobile phone."

      Silly boy. Those camera phones will get you every time.
      • 8 Years Ago
      Shame on you, Autoblog. Two blog no-no's committed:

      1) Post "female teacher has sex with kid" story, but not post pictures of said teacher.

      2) Post indirect link to story. Here's the link to the full shindig: http://www.dailysnack.co.uk/news_article.html?fSKU=5031
      • 8 Years Ago
      6. dont know about a 911, but pulled it off in my old 944 Turbo while driving :)

      Jeez...You pulled it off? I'd see a Dr. for that.
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