Underage copulation in 911 raises some questions
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The folks over at Winding Road admit, as do we, that a story of a British teacher having sex with her underage pupil would not normally be an interesting topic for we single-minded gearheads. But this particular story involves the teacher's husband's yellow Porsche 911. "Eh," you might say. "No wonder the kid was attracted to Miss. Denning. What's the big deal?"
The big deal is not that this now-17-year-old student claims he and his now-26-year-old teacher had sex. The big, mysterious, unbelievable deal is that he claims they had sex in the Porsche 911. You ever been in a 911? A 928 we could see. And who hasn't had sex in a Cayenne? But a 911? Wow. Reminds us of a line from a 1995 Kevin Smith movie.
Winding Road has a link to the whole, racy, story where there is also mention of the teacher's personal Ford Ka. If they start to claim the Ka as a great place for lovers, we want proof. Multi-page diagrams, the couple's physical dimensions, the specific latitude and longitude of each person's naughty bits, etc.
(Note that the pic above is neither of the teenager or car in question, but it appears this guy also has a dirty little secret about something.)
[Source: Daily Snack via Winding Road]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Richard Warren 11:46AM (11/09/2006)
As a 911 owner I can tell you it's possible, cramped but possible. Won't tell you how I know that ;)
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Corey 11:51AM (11/09/2006)
Shame on you, Autoblog. Two blog no-no's committed:
1) Post "female teacher has sex with kid" story, but not post pictures of said teacher.
2) Post indirect link to story. Here's the link to the full shindig: http://www.dailysnack.co.uk/news_article.html?fSKU=5031
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Classic Car 12:02PM (11/09/2006)
A rendevue in a 911 is very possible, although not the best platform for comfort. Brings back memories of my 1983 high school prom night. A yellow '71 911 and my girl. Ahhh, the good old days.
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Josh 12:04PM (11/09/2006)
See, the definitive proof that "size doesn't matter".
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laserwizard 12:36PM (11/09/2006)
Too bad the said interaction wasn't in a Porsche 969....
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Mr. Orange 12:59PM (11/09/2006)
dont know about a 911, but pulled it off in my old 944 Turbo while driving :)
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John 3:26PM (11/09/2006)
6. dont know about a 911, but pulled it off in my old 944 Turbo while driving :)
Jeez...You pulled it off? I'd see a Dr. for that.
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titan 1:25PM (11/09/2006)
I had sex in a 911 once...but it was by myself:)
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Driver 2:09PM (11/09/2006)
Ohh the Cayenne rocked my world! :D Specially with the back seats down! A bit of effort, but sooooo worth it!
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John B 2:18PM (11/09/2006)
"His parents found an explicit video of the blonde teacher performing oral sex on their son on his mobile phone."
Silly boy. Those camera phones will get you every time.
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Paul 3:11PM (11/09/2006)
I've done it in the back of a Toyota Tercel; anything's possible.
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dreesemonkey 3:10PM (11/09/2006)
[southpark]Niiiiiiiiiiceeeeeee[/southpark]
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dp 3:14PM (11/09/2006)
i hate to show my age, but i owned a bug eye sprite way back when.....it was a cold winter's night during my junior year at ohio state....and it is also possible in the bugeye which makes my 911 turbo seem like an expedition compared to the sprite!
btw, it also had 13" wire wheels!
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Jon 4:25PM (11/09/2006)
Come on, if you can do it in a plane restroom, you can do it in pretty much any car.
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JG Hitzert 4:50PM (11/09/2006)
Sunroof, women in lap and the ebrake down. Get my drift.
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JonathanC 9:14PM (11/09/2006)
You may wanna check this tv service from an italian tv show. They show how to have sex in a bunch of small cars, like nissan micra, smart, punto, etc... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGFLGff0p4
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johdaxx 6:40PM (11/09/2006)
An NA Miata with hardtop installed is possible...even by normal sized people. :)
Honestly, I think it's just a matter of how hard you try, how creative you can be, and how willing you are to bash heads, limbs, and other things that stick out into solid objects. Next time a very small car enters the Autoblog garage, you'll have to head out with an SO, park somplace and give us an update on the podcast... We're all rooting for you!
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