Volvo wagons rated highest for making whoopee
Looks like the 21st century has crowned its new shaggin wagon according to UK car insurer Yes Insurance. Suprisingly, the staid Volve Estate was chosen in a poll conducted by the insurance company of 4,000 people as the best car to have sex in. Why an insurance company needs to know which vehicle sees the most action is beyond us, but it's an interesting tidbit nonetheless. The Mercedes-Benz Sprinter Van came in second, which gives us a great idea for a project vehicle with shag carpet and a waterbed. Third place went to a vehicle that's actually equipped with the right hardware for such encounters, the VW Camper Van.
Other interesting facts culled from the poll:
- 68% of people have had nookie in their cars
- 10% of people have engaged in sex while driving
- 6% admit to damaging their cars during a steamy session
- 1% actually files a claim for damaged incurred during steamy session
[Source: DailyMail.co.uk via Winding Road]
Top 10 Vehicles for Making Whoopee
1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford Focus
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
SteveW 2:48PM (10/05/2006)
Volvo always wins the awards that count the most with consumers!
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Sue Esponte 9:10AM (10/06/2006)
As an owner of a #6, I beg to differ.
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Patrick 3:08PM (10/05/2006)
Some of these vehicles seem like they would be phenomenally hard to "make whoopee" in. An Audi TT? A Porsche Carrera? Sure they're hot cars, but that would be quite the contortionist act.
Also nothing screams romance like screwing in a Ford Focus.
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felonious monk 5:14PM (10/05/2006)
Corporate monkeys and their corporate monkey serveys... and the donkeys who take the servey results seriously.
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Avery Ironside 3:21PM (10/05/2006)
An Audi TT??? I have a TT, and let me tell you, the only whoopee that's happening in there would have to involve midgets wearing helmets.
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Kowell 3:26PM (10/05/2006)
"Also nothing screams romance like screwing in a Ford Focus"
for having tryed the Escort Wagon in my youngers days... it works just fine....
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Adam 3:30PM (10/05/2006)
Oh my god...
Avery Ironside, thank you for giving me the funniest visual of all times.
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Richard Warren 3:55PM (10/05/2006)
So much for safe driving!
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steve 3:41PM (10/05/2006)
So does this qualify as safe sex.
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rektide 6:00PM (10/05/2006)
put down the bed in a 200 series and its about 6'2" for space.
1. the best way to put up curtains is with rare earth magnets.
2. inverter + lights are necessary.
3. modest tint and the wagon is far more inconspicuous than a van
4. this thread is worthless without pictures.
rektide
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DPC car videos 3:52PM (10/05/2006)
You have to be a little person to do it in a TT or a Carrera.
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Drewboy 3:40PM (10/05/2006)
::cough cough:: Her mom's Kia Sportage ::cough cough::
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BREW730... 3:55PM (10/05/2006)
Wait, people who own a Ford Focus have sex?
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the dude 4:00PM (10/05/2006)
I'm sure my xb would've made that list. I think I need new seat upholstery.
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Big Al 3:59PM (10/05/2006)
I smell an Autoblog contest coming on here: "The best names for the best cars to make whoopee in". I'll start things off:
Honda Prelude - For those who enjoy lots of foreplay
Nissan Cherry - For the first-timers
Toyota Starlet - For famous ladies
Ford Bronco - For cowgirls
Dodge Magnum - For the well hung
Triumph Spitfire - If you have a uninary tract infection (or gonnorhea)
Plymouth Barracuda - For the ladies who use a bit too much "teeth"
And my personal favorite - Chevy Luv
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Rock 4:16PM (10/05/2006)
#12 Big Al - Way funny! AMC Pacer- for those all night sessions
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Will 4:26PM (10/05/2006)
I have had sex in a Ford Focus, a Pontiac Sunfire, a Suzuki Esteem, and a 2006 Dodge Charger. There is a lot to be said for a big sedan, but it is possible in a Focus (or smaller) car.
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Big Al 4:50PM (10/05/2006)
I forgot a couple:
Pontiac Vibe - For the ladies
Buick Rendevous - Obvious
Hummer - Totally obvious!
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A.J. 5:18PM (10/05/2006)
Hmmm.... no comment on the types of vehicles most adequate for a whoopee... (cough)2003 BMW 330i(cough), but you gotta love that Romero Britto-themed Volvo! I have a ton of this guy's art in my office and home, and would seriously consider having that car in my driveway if it were for sale!
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Otto Ingineer 5:18PM (10/05/2006)
Volvos - something strong and Swedish...
Dodge Swinger - and not just for the playground set
Chevy Astro-Glide Van - for smooth operators
Dodge Ram - with a bed full of "horny goat"
This game could go on for a while!
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