Here's a caption challenge for you...
Evidently, some fool in Japan is so excited about Hello Kitty that s/he (?) fabricated an exhaust pipe after the fair cat. And we thought excessive tin foil spoilers and shoddily-done window tint was bad.
Here's my caption:
"Sometimes girls embarrass me. Truly."
[Source: BoingBoing via Jalopnik and other various sites]