
Alright, with the Pontiac Sunfire covered-in-bees contest in the books, you know the drill: Create a memorable caption for the shot seen above. In this case, the soaked Jeep Wrangler seen above was apparently pilfered one night and rolled off the docks in Old Harbor, Rhode Island a few years ago.
We'll start you off:
Daisy acknowledged only too belatedly that stilettos (while just the thing for big tips at the Boar's Nest), were sadly ill-suited to moonlit drives on the beach.
Your turn - leave a few choice words in 'Comments.'
[Source: Block Island Times]












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Kamil @ Jun 15th 2006 12:01PM
Off Roading - reinvented.
Brian @ Jun 15th 2006 12:03PM
I wonder if water will shrink it back to two doors?
Dave G @ Jun 15th 2006 12:07PM
Jeep passes Kennedy test as "Sail Rated".
Steve @ Jun 15th 2006 12:08PM
Chrysler execs assured their Daimler colleauges that if they soaked one of the last true 'American' vehicles in their lineup in water long enough, that the stank of American crudeness that dominated it's personality would wash off. However, the crudeness of this particular automobile was too strong, so the test was a failure. As punishment, the Chrysler execs were told that they must perform the same test on themselves to try to wash off their own American ignorance and arrogance. We'll check back in 24 hours to see how it went.
Pinkerton @ Jun 15th 2006 12:09PM
The boys down at Top Gear US are trying to prove that an old Jeep Wrangler is just as bullet-proof as a Toyota Tacoma. Here we see "Test By Old Harbor".
Hans Gruber @ Jun 15th 2006 12:09PM
Chrysler execs assured their Daimler colleauges that if they soaked one of the last true 'American' vehicles in their lineup in water long enough, that the stank of American crudeness that dominated it's
personality would wash off. However, the crudeness of this particular automobile was too strong, so the test was a failure. As punishment, the Chrysler execs were told that this vehicle would be redesigned with German components and that they must perform the same test on themselves to try to wash off their own American ignorance and arrogance. We'll check back in 24 hours to see how it went.
JC Whitless @ Jun 15th 2006 12:09PM
Volkswagen 1, Daimler nil
Brad @ Jun 15th 2006 12:10PM
The dealer told me it had a snorkel....
Sean @ Jun 15th 2006 12:10PM
Its a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.
Combes @ Jun 15th 2006 12:12PM
Black clothes to keep under cover - $65.00
Gas - $50.00
Tow and hitch installed- $75.00
Revenge on your wife's lover - Priceless.
doug @ Jun 15th 2006 12:13PM
There's some unintended acceleration for ya!
Paul @ Jun 15th 2006 12:15PM
New touchless car wash system
Eric @ Jun 15th 2006 12:16PM
Fishing for Hummers?
Filip @ Jun 15th 2006 12:18PM
Dunkin' Donuts new venture into the drive-in car washing business: Dunkin' Car Wash (tm)
emor8t @ Jun 15th 2006 12:18PM
I guess there had to be SOMETHING a jeep couldn't do.
matth @ Jun 15th 2006 12:18PM
Sadly, his cell phone was never recovered.
sun1004 @ Jun 15th 2006 12:32PM
BLOND: I thought you said these cars can go anywhere!
CAR SALES MAN: but....but.....
Presto @ Jun 15th 2006 12:39PM
Man thinking he was Jesus tries to drive on water.
mikey @ Jun 15th 2006 12:45PM
those colonists really are peeved. take that, dieter!
Lithous @ Jun 15th 2006 12:47PM
Volvo vows never to sub-contract certain important details next time they have a contest. Officials there stated that both the location and the brand of vehicle were incorrect.