Alright, so we're going to try something a little different for us. We'll periodically pull a car-related photo from the news, and ask you to come up with captions to fit the image in 'Comments.' Prizes? Ahh, we wouldn't dare corrupt the artistic process with something so materialistic-- our readers are too smart for that, and would see right through us. 

Take your best shot. We'll even start you off with one...

"On second thought, Walter mused... perhaps retrofitting Ethel's Pontiac with a honeycomb grille wasn't the best of plans."

[Source: The Advance Leader]