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People who suddenly explode into road-rage when they see a lone, petite driver chatting on his or her cellular while driving a full-sized SUV now have a song that expresses their inner Death Race 2000 contestant.
The song, 90 Pound Suburban Housewife Drivin' In Her S.U.V., has only been playing for a short time on the radio but is rapidly becoming a favorite among commuters. Written three years ago by Suzanne Sheridan and Rozanne Gates, the lyrics lampoon a common sight in the US:

Oh, she's a 90-pound suburban housewife,
Drivin' in her SUV.
Talkin' on her cell phone,
Oblivious to you and me.
Kids in the back seat,
Watchin' the little T.V.
She's a 90-pound suburban housewife,
Drivin' in her SUV.

Full lyrics can be found here. With people singing more in their cars than in the shower, we hope those SUV drivers, either between calls or when surrounded by cars blaring this song, get the message. 

[Source: New Zealand Herald, Coquet-Shack, The Auto Channel]

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      • 9 Years Ago
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      I personally would not own a SUV if large station wagons were available new. It's ironic that the cars people were forced out of were lighter than the SUVs and trucks that have had to be used to replace them.
      • 9 Years Ago
      YEAH IN AMERICA DRIVE WHAT YOU WANT...be stupid and be a moron anyway you want....people NEVER LEARN all SUV's ,HUMMERS are the MISTAKE of this generation
      • 8 Years Ago
      I thought "Move Over" was funny, then I started reading the blogs. When everyone goes the speed limit nobody needs to get upset about lanes. The reason I drive left is due to the horrendous roads which need fixing. If anyone approaches, I MOVE OVER. And on SUVs, I wouldn't chastise you for driving your small car to the airport 3x a year for a trips to overseas destinations aboard a 757 (there's energy efficiency), any more than you should chastise me for driving my family in my SUV I chose for safety and capacity for 6 to go on a low-impact camping vacation! Happy Trails
      Connie Lee
      • 9 Years Ago
      My daughter was killed by a drunk driver. She drove an Eclipse; the drunk driver drove a pickup. She died instantly; he walked away without a scratch. Sometimes it's a matter of life or death. The bigger car wins. What's left of our family will always drive the biggest thing out there. Not all of us are wasteful consumers.

      From one mom trying to protect the rest of her children.
      • 9 Years Ago
      "Joel, every time I see one of the said 90lb housewives in a 6000lb SUV it makes me want to put an RPG through the side."

      • 9 Years Ago
      Keep on driving your matchbox hybrids, they remind me of the first Honda **teeheee***
      I don't mind looking down on the little ones.
      • 9 Years Ago

      What a magnificent piece of news coverage.
      • 9 Years Ago
      I drive a Hummer So What its my choice have we forgotten this country is the land of the free I don't ask no one to fill my tank but me Buzz Off!!!!!!!!!
      • 9 Years Ago
      Autoblog's quality has really been in a tailspin lately.
      This all would stop if everyone had a SUV.
      • 9 Years Ago
      Joel, every time I see one of the said 90lb housewives in a 6000lb SUV it makes me want to put an RPG through the side. The only place where an vehicle like that belongs is in Iraq, so why not treat it that way?
      • 9 Years Ago
      Does Senator John Kerry-Heinz still own 4 SUV's, live in 6 palatial estates, and jet around in the family Learjet?

      I wonder how many gallons of crude oil it takes to support his lifestyle.
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