An Enid, Oklahoma man is lucky to be alive after his car collided with seven (count 'em seven) head of 400 lb. cattle in the wee small hours of Saturday morning. Young Brandon Lee Parmley, 18, likely hit the septet of tarmac-bound bovines at a good clip in his 1987 Chevrolet Beretta, as his car traveled almost 200 feet post-impact until it lodged in a ditch.
Parmley is described as being in "good condition," and likely owes a debt to the Alfalfa County EMS for dealing with his head and arm injuries-- particularly as he was sans seatbelt when the manure hit the (radiator) fan. A county sheriff's investigation is pending.
[Source: Alva Courier Review]